I didn't watch the whole thing.. did they go over the part where the pizza comes out like cardboard because you didn't let the dough rise?
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Which is about the time you realize your life is one long drinking session punctuated by a never ending line of identical pizzas.
Isn't that just like a wop? Brings a pizza cutter to a gunfight.
Get outta here ya dago bastard!
All that preparation for such awful awful pizza.
|Caminante Nocturno |
This video makes me so happy that I never worked at a Chuck E. Cheese.
Here, wear this ludicrous costume, and stand in a sweltering kitchen next to a 750 degree piece of machinery, and MAKE SURE YOU DANCE.
|pressed peanut sweepings |
This belongs on Everything is Terrible.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Get to work, robots.
i dont remember the crust ever ONCE being acceptable.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
No one is going to understand how to make a pizza. I know, we'll get a Super Mario Brother to tell them how! Yes! Great idea, this is the ONLY way that people who will work here, who are the only ones who will see this, will ever possibly remember how to make pizza.
Did you see the goddamned extras? It was two guys whose entire life aspirations would be to open their own meth lab, if they had meth labs in 1987.
MAKE-A DEM LAUGH AT HOME
|Sudan no1 |
The hideous puppet man's reputation is at stake. You better do a good job or they'll find you with cement shoes at the bottom of a ballpit.
|James Woods |
omfg. Impossible to watch. Before presenting this shit, I hope they took to the task of removing sharp objects from the shitty office where Mic places you for ten minutes while he boffs the girl you'll eventually have the hots for before finding out she boffs the boss, but it's cool cause he's just another lay to her, and she shoots porn, which proves to be a test, especially when her former producer comes into the picture, but it all works out though, because of love and shit, so hang in there little guy.
i remember when Showbiz pizza turned into Chucky Cheese... just barely. Still never been there but once. (M&P never took mehhhhhhhhh.)
|That guy |
When does the fried chicken guy come out?
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