this exact thing happened to a girl i sat next to in 9th grade, softball pitcher. it shattered the left side of her face into almost a hundred tiny shards. put me off playing sports for...the rest of my life.
Batter is no Albert Pujols.
Later in the game, he knocked catcher Josh Bard off his feet sliding in and put him out of the game too.
The man is fucking amazing, and I'm glad he's not in the Phillies anymore.
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-2 for that grating sound effect
I'll go so far as to say -3.
-3 because while sound effects are funny, uncut misery is often funnier
I love that they continue to play around her supine form.
I believe you meant "prone," not supine.
Obviously the stupid game is more important than their teammate's health.
If the ball had embedded itself in her face, would it have counted as an out?
Another smashed lesbian face. Sad.
That's why I stay in the outfield
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