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Category:Classic TV Clips, Arts
Tags:TNG, borg, total indifference, hobo Riker
Submitted:detc
Date:05/14/09
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Comment count is 53
Caminante Nocturno
5 stars for reminding me how much I hate the recorder.
gambol
This is a good one.
garcet71283
Riker's beard.
ASubmarineSandwich
If I recall, that's a parallel dimension Ryker whose ship exploded shortly thereafter.

Comeuppance
One of about 600.

AND THEN THEY ALL DIED

garcet71283
Beard alert...

Literally!

Rodents of Unusual Size
A Fistful of Beards

kingofthenothing
I'm wondering if "Riker's Beard!!!" will be an exclamation of some kind, like the obscure stuff in the end of the Ron Burgundy credits. It'll be right up there with "Great Odin's Raven!"

IrishWhiskey
He knows it'll be fine by the end of the episode, or at most two-parter. No sense getting worked up about it.

Dinkin Flicka
But this IS a two parter, Irish - and THIS IS THE SECOND PART!!!

StanleyPain
I was worried after the Twain one...looks like they're back on track.
StanleyPain
I like how Riker turns into a hobo after a severe attack.

phalsebob
Hit by type IV hobo torpedos.

theSnake
If I may.... that Riker is from another dimension where the Borg have destroyed the entire Federation, and he is the Captain of the Enterprise, implying Picard is dead or still Locutus. His Enterprise is destroyed shortly after that transmission.

My beard is a fine beard. Excuse me, I must oil it now.

Vaidency
Well, if nothing else, that part of the clip is indicative of what happens when a beard goes too long without oiling. Oh, and 5 stars because I love this.

Syd Midnight
I was going to say the same thing StanleyPain did.

oogaBooga
Timing is everything. Dont be fooled by picard's demeanor - he's cooking something up.
Cleaner82
How strange -- the worst one yet followed immediately by the best one yet.
chairsforcheap
you're retarded if you didn't like the mark twain one.

chairsforcheap
also, as good as this is, it's not the best one yet. They've already done this same joke about 5 times

Camonk
Holy crap have we actually fallen so far as to argue about a series of three minute videos?

We were mighty, once.

Aoi
Seriously, I will fight anyone that didn't like the last video. If you can't see the beauty in not requiring a single piece of visual editing (except a bit of minor Benny Hill-esque speeding up at points), and only altering one character's dialogue, to produce such a sublime piece of comedy, then I simply pity you.

Cleaner82
I did like the Mark Twain one.

It was, however, the worst one yet. The lot of you can go to hell for all I care.

Syd Midnight
The Mark Twain one wasn't so hot because there was only a few seconds of audio to work with. It was funny, just not a masterpiece like the rest.

chairsforcheap
yeah i guess it's which side you like your bread buttered on. Personally i thought the fact that there was very little audio to work with was why it was funny

athodyd
how could anyone actually be expected to listen to laforge for more than a minute
Smellvin
The best part of the gag was the terrible tin whistle notes.
sliggy
That and hobo-Riker. My day is always brightened by the unexpected appearance of hobo-Riker. And if you look closely, you can see a cameo by hobo-Worf, flitting around behind him.

BHWW
Well, what's it going to be: a "total indifference" gag or a "gay sex" gag?

Either way, it's usually pretty amusing.
Herr Matthias
Can't believe you forgot the "DeviantArt Data" story arc

sosage
For some reason, Geordi getting disintegrated > Hobo Riker. They're both five in the end though.
Dinkin Flicka
It's the scream. I was hoping someone was going to mention this before I hit the bottom.

spencer
"Such Tenderness" is easily my favorite, but this one's up there.
Aubrey McFate
He is so annoyed.
voodoo_pork
*TWOOOOT*
Man Who Fights Like Woman
Picard was the best captain.
garcet71283
Frasier was the best captain.

saganaki
Only because he kept ramming the Enterprise and causing its destruciton.

cognitivedissonance
The Enterprise basically runs itself. The pretense of the need for a captain is fairly thin.

Innocent Bystander
He's getting better, you gotta give him that.
Gwago
Oh shit... Riker from that alternate reality where the Borg have overrun everything! He can't even stop to shave, goddammit!
Rodents of Unusual Size
Because the Borg hate lice. That's why.

cognitivedissonance
This is, without doubt or equivocation, the best of the lot.
Andonyx
I didn't see the last one until I read all these comments. Now I have to say this:

23 is awesome if for no other reason than I think he's commenting on the visual simularity between their version of Twain, and Rip Taylor.
Xiphias
hey guys I hear that Riker is from an alternate reality
Herr Matthias
Riker and LaForge learn the hard way you don't cheat on the captain and get away with it.
citrusmirakel
He really has better things to do, guys.
Sphinx
Can't you people see that Picard's working so hard to get into Julliard? He seriously doesn't have time for that other shit...
Big Muddy
I'll say it: These are the best thing on POETV in terms of hilarity. Yep.
lieutenant halfabeef
"Captain, we have less than two hours of reserve oxygen!"
"Hmm..."
j lzrd / swift idiot
Fucking subordinates!
RomancingTrain
Sounds like he's trying to play Smoke on the water.
jaunch
Still good after all these years.
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