Self Referencing + No New Schtick = 1 star
Gets a bonus star because of the girl.
theSnake I think you've only half helped him here. "Shorty" is a slang term of endearment. For a while, it was used to refer to both females and children, however the latter has fallen out of use.
Baldr Urban Dictionary is a remarkably useful tool for keeping up with the jive in the 21st century.