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Desc:The world's biggest piece of sh*t recites a sh*tty poem he wrote
Category:Crime, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:elvis, u2, white people, bono, bad poetry
Submitted:chairsforcheap
Date:05/17/09
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StanleyPain
This is actually the lyrics to "Elvis Ate America" from the U2/Brian Eno album Passengers. Sounds kind of dumb just read as a "poem."

And while I am no huge fan of U2 or Bono, he is hardly the world's biggest piece of shit.
chairsforcheap
he wrote it for a zine in 1995 as a poem

also, IS TOO

Dinkin Flicka
"IS TOO"

Explain why.

SolRo
look at me, i hate bono, i'm popular!

chairsforcheap
what SolRo said.


Binro the Heretic
Because South Park totally said Bono was a piece of shit...and those guys should know!

chairsforcheap
wow... did any of you actually watch the clip?

chairsforcheap
i'm sorry i said zine, i'm sorry i quoted southpark, just watch the video and tell me if you get past 30 seconds without tearing off a piece of your own skin with your fingernails

yourmother
Quit being sycophants, this video alone makes him a huge piece of shit.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
Bono cashes in on human suffering.

He impresses that buying red t-shirts will solve AIDS.

Five for Bono being a fuck.

yogarfield
I don't care how old this is, the fact that somebody here was defending Bono is upsetting me. I BELIEVED IN YOU PEOPLE.

Lurchi
Bono Vox
Head full of rocks
chairsforcheap
bono at night, sailor's delight

baleen


Bono, Irish Spring,
Bono, likes to sing,
Bono, tired thing,
Bono, becoming Sting.

Bono, celebrations,
Bono, on vacations,
Bono, United Nations,
Bono, assassinations.

Bono, sing a song,
Bono, shit filled dong,
Bono, a giant twat,
Bono, that's all I got.

chairsforcheap
bono on a boat,
bono wears a coat
bono slow as molasses
never took off his fooking glasses,

bono piss up a rope
bono billy goat
bono soaked in sperm
bono nicoderm

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat

bono was on the interstate
he was in a car
but his car broke down
and he fucked a goat on the side of the road

bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat

a police man drove to bono
and the police man watched him fuck a goat
and then he pulled out his baton
and whupped bono's ass

bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat

Xerox! Ampersand! Fuck!

chairsforcheap
bono couldn't ski
bono hit a tree
bono wasn't me
bono was sonny

Timothy A. Bear
And now, a poem about Neil Diamond.
baleen
Wow, this is REALLY REALLY BAD.
manfred
"the man is mentally ill"
Hooker
Five purely on the basis of bypassing hte swear filter that doesn't exist.
Charles
Chairs For Cheap is such a FUCKING NUMB NUTTED SHITHEAD
KnowFuture
I voted this out of the hopper so I could piss all over it and now I can't think of anything funny.
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