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Desc:The world's biggest piece of sh*t recites a sh*tty poem he wrote
Category:Crime, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:elvis, u2, white people, bono, bad poetry
Submitted:chairsforcheap
Date:05/17/09
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Comment count is 24
StanleyPain - 2009-05-17
This is actually the lyrics to "Elvis Ate America" from the U2/Brian Eno album Passengers. Sounds kind of dumb just read as a "poem."

And while I am no huge fan of U2 or Bono, he is hardly the world's biggest piece of shit.
chairsforcheap - 2009-05-17
he wrote it for a zine in 1995 as a poem

also, IS TOO

Dinkin Flicka - 2009-05-17
"IS TOO"

Explain why.

SolRo - 2009-05-17
look at me, i hate bono, i'm popular!

chairsforcheap - 2009-05-17
what SolRo said.

StanleyPain - 2009-05-17
zine

Binro the Heretic - 2009-05-17
Because South Park totally said Bono was a piece of shit...and those guys should know!

chairsforcheap - 2009-05-17
wow... did any of you actually watch the clip?

chairsforcheap - 2009-05-17
i'm sorry i said zine, i'm sorry i quoted southpark, just watch the video and tell me if you get past 30 seconds without tearing off a piece of your own skin with your fingernails

yourmother - 2009-05-17
Quit being sycophants, this video alone makes him a huge piece of shit.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-05-17
Bono cashes in on human suffering.

He impresses that buying red t-shirts will solve AIDS.

Five for Bono being a fuck.

yogarfield - 2014-03-05
I don't care how old this is, the fact that somebody here was defending Bono is upsetting me. I BELIEVED IN YOU PEOPLE.

Lurchi - 2009-05-17
Bono Vox
Head full of rocks
chairsforcheap - 2009-05-17
bono at night, sailor's delight

baleen - 2009-05-17


Bono, Irish Spring,
Bono, likes to sing,
Bono, tired thing,
Bono, becoming Sting.

Bono, celebrations,
Bono, on vacations,
Bono, United Nations,
Bono, assassinations.

Bono, sing a song,
Bono, shit filled dong,
Bono, a giant twat,
Bono, that's all I got.

chairsforcheap - 2009-05-17
bono on a boat,
bono wears a coat
bono slow as molasses
never took off his fooking glasses,

bono piss up a rope
bono billy goat
bono soaked in sperm
bono nicoderm

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-05-18
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat

bono was on the interstate
he was in a car
but his car broke down
and he fucked a goat on the side of the road

bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat

a police man drove to bono
and the police man watched him fuck a goat
and then he pulled out his baton
and whupped bono's ass

bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat

Xerox! Ampersand! Fuck!

chairsforcheap - 2009-05-18
bono couldn't ski
bono hit a tree
bono wasn't me
bono was sonny

Timothy A. Bear - 2009-05-17
And now, a poem about Neil Diamond.
baleen - 2009-05-17
Wow, this is REALLY REALLY BAD.
manfred - 2009-05-17
"the man is mentally ill"
Hooker - 2009-05-18
Five purely on the basis of bypassing hte swear filter that doesn't exist.
Charles - 2009-05-25
Chairs For Cheap is such a FUCKING NUMB NUTTED SHITHEAD
KnowFuture - 2009-06-06
I voted this out of the hopper so I could piss all over it and now I can't think of anything funny.
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