StanleyPain  - 2009-05-17
This is actually the lyrics to "Elvis Ate America" from the U2/Brian Eno album Passengers. Sounds kind of dumb just read as a "poem."
And while I am no huge fan of U2 or Bono, he is hardly the world's biggest piece of shit.
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chairsforcheap - 2009-05-17 he wrote it for a zine in 1995 as a poem
also, IS TOO
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SolRo - 2009-05-17 look at me, i hate bono, i'm popular!
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Binro the Heretic - 2009-05-17 Because South Park totally said Bono was a piece of shit...and those guys should know!
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chairsforcheap - 2009-05-17 wow... did any of you actually watch the clip?
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chairsforcheap - 2009-05-17 i'm sorry i said zine, i'm sorry i quoted southpark, just watch the video and tell me if you get past 30 seconds without tearing off a piece of your own skin with your fingernails
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-05-17 Bono cashes in on human suffering.
He impresses that buying red t-shirts will solve AIDS.
Five for Bono being a fuck.
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yogarfield - 2014-03-05 I don't care how old this is, the fact that somebody here was defending Bono is upsetting me. I BELIEVED IN YOU PEOPLE.
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Lurchi - 2009-05-17
Bono Vox
Head full of rocks
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baleen - 2009-05-17
Bono, Irish Spring,
Bono, likes to sing,
Bono, tired thing,
Bono, becoming Sting.
Bono, celebrations,
Bono, on vacations,
Bono, United Nations,
Bono, assassinations.
Bono, sing a song,
Bono, shit filled dong,
Bono, a giant twat,
Bono, that's all I got.
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chairsforcheap - 2009-05-17 bono on a boat,
bono wears a coat
bono slow as molasses
never took off his fooking glasses,
bono piss up a rope
bono billy goat
bono soaked in sperm
bono nicoderm
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-05-18 bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono was on the interstate
he was in a car
but his car broke down
and he fucked a goat on the side of the road
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
a police man drove to bono
and the police man watched him fuck a goat
and then he pulled out his baton
and whupped bono's ass
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
bono fucked a goat
Xerox! Ampersand! Fuck!
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chairsforcheap - 2009-05-18 bono couldn't ski
bono hit a tree
bono wasn't me
bono was sonny
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Timothy A. Bear - 2009-05-17
And now, a poem about Neil Diamond.
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baleen - 2009-05-17
Wow, this is REALLY REALLY BAD.
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manfred - 2009-05-17
"the man is mentally ill"
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Hooker - 2009-05-18
Five purely on the basis of bypassing hte swear filter that doesn't exist.
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Charles - 2009-05-25
Chairs For Cheap is such a FUCKING NUMB NUTTED SHITHEAD
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KnowFuture - 2009-06-06
I voted this out of the hopper so I could piss all over it and now I can't think of anything funny.
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