The Townleybomb ...and to think that I almost didn't watch this because of the retarded description....
a flaming monkey The title is the description. What else do you want me to say chum?
I still have a nagging feeling that this is a dupe, but the original is probably called something like: ljyfjxgvckluyguykfcytixcycghkvlhg and unless you have encyclopedic knowledge of this site you can't find it.
dementomstie this almost looks like my friends brother Sam, but Sam was never in a group home, nor has he sacrificed any dogs. He is the kind of guy that might do this interview for kicks though.
chumbucket his lycanthropy spell did not run to completion so he's blaming jim carrey, the demon for his mutant existence
Lauritz Melchior Possibly because I'm so tired, but the Jim Carrey disclosure didn't really do anything for me.
The guy's qualification of sacrificing a dog, however, that is a statement for the ages.
CornOnTheCabre I just like how he seems to realize that Jim Carrey is a well-known comedy actor less than one syllable into him saying the first name that came to his head.