James Woods - 2009-05-25 I'm putting my shoes on to go to the corner store as soon as I submit this comment and these stars.
HURF BLURF DUH - 2009-05-25 The Costco Lutheran Picnic size Cheetos is the best deal for your money.
mashedtater - 2009-05-25 He didn't mention how they stain you for not an afternoon but through at least two showers, but I will forgive this because that was so funny.
Xenocide - 2009-05-25 I love how Patton is most famous for playing a damn cartoon rat whose taste in food is the total opposite of his.
SharoKham - 2009-05-25 Patton also likes gourmet food. One of his current hobbies is splurging on gourmet meals that would make Remy the Rat blush.
fluffy - 2009-05-25 Considering most of his routines are based around making fun of junk food and the people who eat it, I'm pretty sure that this monologue wasn't intended to be a sincere expression of his appreciation for Cheetos.
glendower - 2009-05-25 So this is why I don't pick up chicks. I have a mouthful of cheetos every time I make a move.
voodoo_pork - 2009-05-25 That's probably just one reason.
AgentOrange - 2009-05-29 That sounds like a funny nightmare.
'Hey ladie-blarghh bflaaaaa crunch crunch crunch'
BHWW - 2009-05-25 Yes, the orange claw of failure. I have experienced that, with the attendant shame.
That's why I don't eat Cheetos anymore.
Erix - 2009-05-25 RECORD A NEW CD YOU SON OF A BITCH