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Desc:Just what it says on the tin.
Category:Humor, Arts
Tags:standup, Patton Oswalt, cheetos, orange claw of failure
Submitted:Knuckles
Date:05/24/09
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Comment count is 19
MongoMcMichael
At the moment, I'm living in Bulgaria. We don't have cheese-flavored Cheetos, but we do have bacon-flavored and pizza-flavored Cheetos.

Bulgaria fucking rules.
Camonk
Never have my feelings for a snack food been summed up so perfectly. "Hey do you like the Magnetic Fields?"
Cleaner82
I was about to post the need for an 'orange claw of failure' tag, but obviously Knuckles has his head in the right place.
thebaronsdoctor
Now I'm hungry.
James Woods
I'm putting my shoes on to go to the corner store as soon as I submit this comment and these stars.

HURF BLURF DUH
The Costco Lutheran Picnic size Cheetos is the best deal for your money.
mashedtater
He didn't mention how they stain you for not an afternoon but through at least two showers, but I will forgive this because that was so funny.
Xenocide
I love how Patton is most famous for playing a damn cartoon rat whose taste in food is the total opposite of his.
SharoKham
Patton also likes gourmet food. One of his current hobbies is splurging on gourmet meals that would make Remy the Rat blush.

fluffy
Considering most of his routines are based around making fun of junk food and the people who eat it, I'm pretty sure that this monologue wasn't intended to be a sincere expression of his appreciation for Cheetos.

glendower
So this is why I don't pick up chicks. I have a mouthful of cheetos every time I make a move.
voodoo_pork
That's probably just one reason.

AgentOrange
That sounds like a funny nightmare.

'Hey ladie-blarghh bflaaaaa crunch crunch crunch'

BHWW
Yes, the orange claw of failure. I have experienced that, with the attendant shame.

That's why I don't eat Cheetos anymore.
Erix
RECORD A NEW CD YOU SON OF A BITCH
Corman's Inferno
Ease up, pardner. It'll be out later this year.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Also if they get into a carpet at all, they will make that carpet stink of Cheetos forever.
TheDevil'sWhore
Is this a problem at your house?

Caminante Nocturno
It says "Cheetos" on the tin.
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