James Woods I'm putting my shoes on to go to the corner store as soon as I submit this comment and these stars.
HURF BLURF DUH The Costco Lutheran Picnic size Cheetos is the best deal for your money.
mashedtater He didn't mention how they stain you for not an afternoon but through at least two showers, but I will forgive this because that was so funny.
Xenocide I love how Patton is most famous for playing a damn cartoon rat whose taste in food is the total opposite of his.
SharoKham Patton also likes gourmet food. One of his current hobbies is splurging on gourmet meals that would make Remy the Rat blush.
fluffy Considering most of his routines are based around making fun of junk food and the people who eat it, I'm pretty sure that this monologue wasn't intended to be a sincere expression of his appreciation for Cheetos.
glendower So this is why I don't pick up chicks. I have a mouthful of cheetos every time I make a move.