|Old_Zircon - 2010-10-25 |
I see you have some books on piracy. Have you read "Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition" yet?
I haven't read that one. But according to David Cordingly in his book Under the Black Flag, Homosexuality amongst pirates was no greater than that of the general population.
Oh and I'll be fine.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Actually I have, and it's sometimes used by an old history prof of mine on how not to write a skewed history book for your own purposes.
|biclops - 2010-10-25 |
I watched 27 seconds of it. FIVE STARS
|chumbucket - 2010-10-25 |
"it's not your fault"
"I know that"
"look at me son, it's not your fault"
"It's not your fault"
"it's not your fault, it's not your fault"
"don't fuck with me"
"it's not your fault. it's not your fault"
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2010-10-25 |
In lieu of actually watching this, I'm just going to give Mark all my stars.
|Jack Dalton - 2010-10-25 |
Nice intro. Come back alive and post again soon!
|pineapplejuicer - 2010-10-25 |
is that a signed sean hannity book in the beginning? godspeed you crazy motherfucker, i never went through it but a lot of good friends did and basic sucks balls. come back safe.
|YakooMarkTwo - 2010-10-25 |
I got as far as him comparing himself to Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Also, good luck.
|svraz - 2010-10-25 |
So you are done now? Five stars for that.
|wtf japan - 2010-10-25 |
Don't get your jaw broken by a pretend lock in a pretend sock while you're at pretend basic.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2010-10-25 |
He's a great reverse barometer of taste, honestly.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-10-25 |
I enjoy debating with you. Good luck. Come back in one piece.
Also, I kind of relate to you on some level because I lean further left than most people even at POE and I've gotten shit plenty of times for my views, but it is still a great place for discourse and you pinpointed the great atmosphere. It's a pretty good place if you don't want everyone to agree with you and do want interesting dialogue with some bite to it.
|memedumpster - 2010-10-25 |
I promise to show no mercy to anyone daring to try and take your place.
|James Woods - 2010-10-25 |
|longwinded - 2010-10-25 |
well I thought you were bullshitting but I didn't care
good luck, man, keep your head down
|TheQuakeSoldier - 2010-10-25 |
Open mindedness, critical thought, and a broad perspective are things you will not encounter in the army.
It's perfect for you. Don't come back.
TheQuakerOat, I didn't join the Army.
|Rovin - 2010-10-25 |
Take care of yourself out there Mark, here's to hoping you come back safe and sound.
|Urkel Forever - 2010-10-25 |
You, sir, are a troll like no other. Godspeed.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-10-25 |
Damn, you actually seem like a decent human being after watching that. Hell I'd even have a beer with you.
Good luck, don't shoot children, and don't get shot yourself.
|Toenails - 2010-10-25 |
Good luck in making it through basic. Come back as quick as you can. At the very least lurk whenever possible.
In honor of Cena_Mark's departure I present the following list of names Cena's used against posters on poeTV (yes, I'm quite aware that it's a completely asperger thing to do, and I do not give a flying fuck):
Coctor_fartcane (5 stars for this one!!!)
gayleen (has always been a personal favorite)
Gaystog (5 thumbs down!!! Lame!)
Penis of Unusually Small Size
Mexican Name Guy (Menudo con queso)
dike tyson (?!)
Cpt Clean Language
Usist (This may actually be a misspelling. I'm not sure)
Caminante Nocturno Emission
Capitalist Real Porn
toadafd / slow smart person
Dizzy Gillespie (I have no fucking clue who he's talking to here)
Jet bin laden
THA SUGAH PEDO
PEDO SUGAH RAIN
THA PEDO RAIN (Really Cena? Really??)
hoenails (editors note: he says he called me those names, but he never did)
Billy Jane Vaginafuck
Irish Virgin Daiquiri
Ally10 (nemesis9. I know right?)
W.E.B. Dubois (Again, no clue who he's talking to on this one)
Her Mattfatass, suckes
Kobe Van Winkle
Who Wants Brussels Sprouts
Ken Rovin (not sure why this is an insult)
Hoefails (Yes, this one he actually used against me. Fucking finally)
Daughter of Slam
John Holmes Fatherfucker
I hope this list is comprehesive, but if I am missing any, feel free to include them on this page.
And honorable mention:
"Queef Olbermann" is actually the first instance I found him using the pun scheme against somebody. So I guess that makes Keith an honorary poeTV user.
ATL!!!!!! (BTW, don't tell anyone you are a black man trapped in a white man's body, that may actually get you kicked out of the army)
*Newly added tonight. Way to go out with a bang Cena!
**Newly added tonight, AND is like the twentieth fucking name for Irishwiskey. Fuck Cena, stick to one pun for him!!!
Oops. Forgot to rate it and forgot to say that you're somebody that really made poeTV special for me. Without you here, and in your own words, without you we really are going to do nothing but argue about which one of us can suck Obama's dick the hardest.
Don't worry brother, I'll make sure every troll that comes through these parts know that they'll never measure up to you. Well, except for Enjoy, but he's been here awhile so he gets a free pass (also, he's totally lame cause at the first hint of him getting owned, he runs away like a bitch).
I'll keep you in my atheist thoughts while you are getting shot at by those damn dirty savages.
Oh and John Cena sucks. Sorry, but I thought you should know that before you leave. What is up with his scary sausage fingers???
Wow, that really was a touching tribute. You forgot the other real person to get nicknamed by me, Raymond Madcow.
Cena's fingers are beefy cause he works them out. And he doesn't suck He's held the belt more times than Bret Hart.
Oh BTW, I used the words Armed Forces, I'm not joining the Army.
Semper Paratis, Y'all.
Wow, I totally forgot that Cena_Mark made a weird mildly insulting version of my name. I had to google search to see when that happened. Oddly enough it was me telling him to man up and join the army.
While you may not be joining THE Army you're more a man than me if you join any military service. Let's hope Obama pulls us out before you get to see any combat.
Also, Toenails, have you been keeping a list? That is more than a little weird...though it appears to have paid off(?)
I did it the night this went on the front page. Probably 2 or 3 hours scrolling through Cena's comments. Usually it would be in a reply to somebody and go like:
"The Fatherboat, I'm not saying I'm a conservative, I'm a libertarian. Maybe if you took the time to read my comment instead of attacking me with your stupid definition of what a war crime is, you'd already know that."
So yeah, it wasn't hard, but it was sure as hell tedious.
|svraz - 2010-10-26 |
do we get roachbud back now?
Oh please, oh please, oh please.
|WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2010-10-26 |
|Crackersmack - 2010-10-29 |
Good luck, I hope you don't get to murder too many innocent people before the inevitable IED turns you into a vegetable.
|kennydra - 2010-11-01 |
shine on, you crazy diamond.
|Big Muddy - 2011-01-07 |
I tried to talk shit on you didn't I? Well, I guess my contribution was far too insignificant in the molding of someone this dysfunctional . Bon voy-ah-gee from Little Muddy!
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