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Desc:Cena Mark Bids POETV Adieu
Category:Military
Tags:attention whore, poetv, Cena_Mark
Submitted:Cena_mark
Date:10/25/10
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Old_Zircon
I see you have some books on piracy. Have you read "Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition" yet?
Old_Zircon
Also, don't get killed.

Cena_mark
I haven't read that one. But according to David Cordingly in his book Under the Black Flag, Homosexuality amongst pirates was no greater than that of the general population.

Oh and I'll be fine.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Actually I have, and it's sometimes used by an old history prof of mine on how not to write a skewed history book for your own purposes.

biclops
I watched 27 seconds of it. FIVE STARS
Syd Midnight
I got to 60 seconds because I made myself

chumbucket
"it's not your fault"
"I know that"
"look at me son, it's not your fault"
"I know"
"It's not your fault"
"I know"
"it's not your fault, it's not your fault"
"don't fuck with me"
"it's not your fault. it's not your fault"
John Holmes Motherfucker
In lieu of actually watching this, I'm just going to give Mark all my stars.
Cena_mark
Cool, thank you.

Jack Dalton
Nice intro. Come back alive and post again soon!
pineapplejuicer
is that a signed sean hannity book in the beginning? godspeed you crazy motherfucker, i never went through it but a lot of good friends did and basic sucks balls. come back safe.
YakooMarkTwo
I got as far as him comparing himself to Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Also, good luck.
svraz
So you are done now? Five stars for that.
wtf japan
Don't get your jaw broken by a pretend lock in a pretend sock while you're at pretend basic.
Jet Bin Fever
He's a great reverse barometer of taste, honestly.
Rudy
Distressingly, there are two objects in my bookcase that are identical to CenaMark's.

Rodents of Unusual Size
I enjoy debating with you. Good luck. Come back in one piece.

Also, I kind of relate to you on some level because I lean further left than most people even at POE and I've gotten shit plenty of times for my views, but it is still a great place for discourse and you pinpointed the great atmosphere. It's a pretty good place if you don't want everyone to agree with you and do want interesting dialogue with some bite to it.
memedumpster
:,(

I promise to show no mercy to anyone daring to try and take your place.
James Woods
Miss you.
longwinded
well I thought you were bullshitting but I didn't care

good luck, man, keep your head down
TheQuakeSoldier
Open mindedness, critical thought, and a broad perspective are things you will not encounter in the army.

It's perfect for you. Don't come back.
Cena_mark
TheQuakerOat, I didn't join the Army.

Rovin
Take care of yourself out there Mark, here's to hoping you come back safe and sound.
Urkel Forever
You, sir, are a troll like no other. Godspeed.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Damn, you actually seem like a decent human being after watching that. Hell I'd even have a beer with you.

Good luck, don't shoot children, and don't get shot yourself.
Toenails
Good luck in making it through basic. Come back as quick as you can. At the very least lurk whenever possible.

In honor of Cena_Mark's departure I present the following list of names Cena's used against posters on poeTV (yes, I'm quite aware that it's a completely asperger thing to do, and I do not give a flying fuck):

IrishLightbeer
Irishzima
Pooper_X
dr_cock
Queerkat
HoFuture
Queerzbau
robotgayman
Pawnversekid
gayzor
Solblow
Coctor_fartcane (5 stars for this one!!!)
cockthief
pastbot
presentbot
sosage_eater
gayleen (has always been a personal favorite)
simondicksdicksdicks
mrdicksdicksdicks
StupidBystander
Irishkoolaid
gayedtater
Cumonk
Oxygenquief
eskimopie
harmless man
Gaystog (5 thumbs down!!! Lame!)
Penis of Unusually Small Size
Mexican Name Guy (Menudo con queso)
dike tyson (?!)
Cpt Clean Language
StanleLame
Pee. Weed
OMG_Korea
Innocent Bisexual
Asseye
Dickbrisket
Peestyle
Scrotum Shaft_h_arterieglorious
Failic
Louis Armweak
Adham Poo'man
Peefu
Pinder
Dr. Cock
vermun
Usist (This may actually be a misspelling. I'm not sure)
Caminante Nocturno Emission
aPOOPaPISSdick InFARTno
Capitalist Real Porn
Hankbitch
sogayge
Bendover
Mashedhater
toadafd / slow smart person
Cockbolt
Straightperson
Docubentdick
Hoefuture
Cautionfixer
Louis Weakleg
Solho
Shaft_arterygloriou
Cockument
Halt Wenderson
Dizzy Gillespie (I have no fucking clue who he's talking to here)
Jet bin laden
No Future
THA SUGAH PEDO
PEDO SUGAH RAIN
THA PEDO RAIN (Really Cena? Really??)
Rain-wet
Jangboners
toefails
hoenails (editors note: he says he called me those names, but he never did)
girljane
StanleyComfort
Billy Jane Vaginafuck
Blowvin
HarrytheTubbyguy
Cockshitblender
Fatguy
Irish Virgin Daiquiri
RealRobert
Gaymes Woods
AnneStrong
Assenblade
Pineassholejuicer
Ally10 (nemesis9. I know right?)
Wac
KillerGAYzebo
W.E.B. Dubois (Again, no clue who he's talking to on this one)
Her Mattfatass, suckes
Spaced Biplane
Fistfullofshit
Kobe Van Winkle
Iatedessert
Dog_Robot
queenarthur
Who Wants Brussels Sprouts
Ken Rovin (not sure why this is an insult)
Beijing Tittytap
Bitch (Twitch)
Hoefails (Yes, this one he actually used against me. Fucking finally)
Jim Turd
Bankcock Softshoe
Daughter of Slam
John Holmes Fatherfucker
TheQuakerOat*
Kentucky Bourbon**
FrankJizzo*
Aquiass*

I hope this list is comprehesive, but if I am missing any, feel free to include them on this page.

And honorable mention:

"Queef Olbermann" is actually the first instance I found him using the pun scheme against somebody. So I guess that makes Keith an honorary poeTV user.

ATL!!!!!! (BTW, don't tell anyone you are a black man trapped in a white man's body, that may actually get you kicked out of the army)

*Newly added tonight. Way to go out with a bang Cena!
**Newly added tonight, AND is like the twentieth fucking name for Irishwiskey. Fuck Cena, stick to one pun for him!!!
Toenails
Oops. Forgot to rate it and forgot to say that you're somebody that really made poeTV special for me. Without you here, and in your own words, without you we really are going to do nothing but argue about which one of us can suck Obama's dick the hardest.

Don't worry brother, I'll make sure every troll that comes through these parts know that they'll never measure up to you. Well, except for Enjoy, but he's been here awhile so he gets a free pass (also, he's totally lame cause at the first hint of him getting owned, he runs away like a bitch).

I'll keep you in my atheist thoughts while you are getting shot at by those damn dirty savages.

Oh and John Cena sucks. Sorry, but I thought you should know that before you leave. What is up with his scary sausage fingers???

pineapplejuicer
*applause* pineassholejuicer approves

Rodents of Unusual Size
Holy crap to all of that.

Cena_mark
Wow, that really was a touching tribute. You forgot the other real person to get nicknamed by me, Raymond Madcow.

Cena's fingers are beefy cause he works them out. And he doesn't suck He's held the belt more times than Bret Hart.

Oh BTW, I used the words Armed Forces, I'm not joining the Army.
Semper Paratis, Y'all.

fatatty
Wow, I totally forgot that Cena_Mark made a weird mildly insulting version of my name. I had to google search to see when that happened. Oddly enough it was me telling him to man up and join the army.

While you may not be joining THE Army you're more a man than me if you join any military service. Let's hope Obama pulls us out before you get to see any combat.

Also, Toenails, have you been keeping a list? That is more than a little weird...though it appears to have paid off(?)

dr_rock
Yay I made the list! BTW, the coast guard isn't really the military. Nice try though. Bye, fag!

The Mothership
Outstanding. How long did it take you to compile this list?

Toenails
I did it the night this went on the front page. Probably 2 or 3 hours scrolling through Cena's comments. Usually it would be in a reply to somebody and go like:

"The Fatherboat, I'm not saying I'm a conservative, I'm a libertarian. Maybe if you took the time to read my comment instead of attacking me with your stupid definition of what a war crime is, you'd already know that."

So yeah, it wasn't hard, but it was sure as hell tedious.

svraz
do we get roachbud back now?
fatatty
Oh please, oh please, oh please.

WHO WANTS DESSERT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUX9AJuolqY
Crackersmack
Good luck, I hope you don't get to murder too many innocent people before the inevitable IED turns you into a vegetable.
kennydra
shine on, you crazy diamond.
Big Muddy
I tried to talk shit on you didn't I? Well, I guess my contribution was far too insignificant in the molding of someone this dysfunctional . Bon voy-ah-gee from Little Muddy!
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