splatterbabble 
"Hey, wanna wrestle?"
"No, I'd rather choke my chicken."
"HURK!"
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Caminante Nocturno
Which one is the bigger asshole?
I say the elephant.
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takewithfood
"Remember me, Mr. Schneider? Kenya, 1947. If you're going to shoot at an elephant, Mr. Schneider, you'd better be prepared to finish the job."
Also, 5 stars for the "oh see now you're dead" groan.
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Cleaner82
You're not so goddamn tough now, ostrich. Are you? Are you? Turn blue and collapse if you agree that you are no longer tough.
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Rabid Vegan
I was hoping for the pachyderm to start whipping the ostrich around and bash the ground with it on alternating sides, but this works.
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Timothy A. Bear
Suddenly, a crocodile!
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Camonk
The elephant just wanted to get the ostrich hammer without having to play like 150,000 multiplayer games. That's fair enough, elephant.
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crotchy
Um, you say half nelson, I say he is actually trying to pull that bird's head off.
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