"Hey, wanna wrestle?"
"No, I'd rather choke my chicken."
|Caminante Nocturno |
Which one is the bigger asshole?
I say the elephant.
"Remember me, Mr. Schneider? Kenya, 1947. If you're going to shoot at an elephant, Mr. Schneider, you'd better be prepared to finish the job."
Also, 5 stars for the "oh see now you're dead" groan.
You're not so goddamn tough now, ostrich. Are you? Are you? Turn blue and collapse if you agree that you are no longer tough.
|Rabid Vegan |
I was hoping for the pachyderm to start whipping the ostrich around and bash the ground with it on alternating sides, but this works.
|Timothy A. Bear |
Suddenly, a crocodile!
The elephant just wanted to get the ostrich hammer without having to play like 150,000 multiplayer games. That's fair enough, elephant.
Um, you say half nelson, I say he is actually trying to pull that bird's head off.
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