|Billy the Poet |
Pro wrestling is retarded.
It really is.
They didn't push it like they should have, but they're division is way better than the current WWE Cruiser weight division. Back then WCW had Jericho, Malenko, Guerrero, Benoit, Ultimo Dragon, Rey Mysterio, Psychosis, Juventude Guerrero.
And another tangent: WCW Cruiser Weight *was* incredible, like Cena said. But their Heavy wrestlers were some of the biggest jokes in wrestling.
Most were way past their prime in ability and notoriety: Luger, Flare, Duggan, Russo, Hogan, Savage, Vicious, shit I could go on...
Some had retarded gimmicks or plots attached to their persona: DDP (He had a diamond ring that he liked), Jarret (He lip synced somebody else's song at some event), Scott Steiner (Ren Fest chainmail), Sting (OMG THE CROW!!!oneone)...
And I'm not even going to get in how lame and convoluted the NWO became, other than it started out with two wrestlers trolling every single person in the WCW and turned into the white-trash version of Hot Topic.
History is fun!
God, I loved this gimmick.
Ralphus was actually one of the guys who drove the equipment trucks and they basically grabbed him and put him in these comedy bits because he was, well, I mean, look at the guy.
Eventually he got a big head about it and started wanting top billing and all this other insane shit, or at least that's the rumor.
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