The Carrot Highway

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The Carrot Highway

Desc:	From Everything is Terrible. Are you going my way?
Category:	Educational
Tags:	90s, highway, carrot, Everything is Terrible, farming
Submitted:	Hooker
Date:	06/18/09
Views:	2540
Rating: View Ratings	Register to vote for this video Favorited 3 Times
Resubmit:	kennydra
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socialist_hentai

I'm sorry but carrots will never be as cool as cigarettes, kids....

glasseye

"carrot breath" is way less disgusting though!

Hooper_X

You know, for a balding white guy with a beard and vest in the mid-late 90s, he drops some fairly reasonable grade-school science around the 1:15 mark. I'm not saying it was great, but as far as Rapping About Nutrition goes, this guy is probably the best in the game.

Of course this may just be the side effect of being in the same clip as "Nigel," who is so white that Carlton Banks would call him an Uncle Tom.

Toenails
Carlton Banks would chain Nigel to his truck and drag him to death.

Foolish Motorcycle Accident

oh god yes

Foolish Motorcycle Accident
Addendum: NO CARROTS FOR AUSTRALIA

FUCK YOU AUSTRALIA

spencer

Beautiful. I feel like I've grown up with this my whole life.

chumbucket

over-sized sweaters make them less threatening

Billy the Poet

Hey Cassidy, that sweater will look good in a giant tent-like mound on the floor next to my bed.

zatojones

http://www.gormansongs.com/

glendower

Where are they now? Also: Nigel?

Rudy

Nigel!

socialist_hentai
maybe he's british

Rodents of Unusual Size

Well after living that kind of dangerous, badass lifestyle, I doubt many of them lasted very long.

YakooMarkTwo

I want to go back in time to the exact point in our pop culture timeline where random triangles against a ghastly contrasting colored background became hip.

And blow up the Earth before it happens.

Bozo

Yeah who's fucking idea was that?

Big Beef Burritos Supreme

It worked for Rocko's Modern life and Klasky Csupo stuff. Mind you, they were wise enough to realize that new wave fashions were mostly ironic.

Rodents of Unusual Size
I think that Saved by the Bell was responsible for that horror.

Huskerdu324

Best bit: "they are so delicious on my saaalaaadd!"

Kojack13

Good but not quite as good as their lesser known "Hershey Highway"

Millard

I don't want Steve Drake teaching my kids anything.

Toenails

Attention Women!

Sweatshirts twice as large as you may only be worn on two occasions:

1) Days you are feeling Fat.
2) Days you are feeling Sick.

That is all.

Caminante Nocturno

A hideous sweater is your ticket to ride on the carrot highway.

RomancingTrain

Billy Mitchell?

ASubmarineSandwich

Exactly. This is my exact thought.

memedumpster

"Okay, Nigel, for this part you need to rap these lyrics."

"..."

"You know, speak the words rhythmically in time with the beat of the music?"

"..."

"Okay, Grizzly Adams, you're up."

StanleyPain

NIGEL

Spit Spingola

If Tim and Eric ever see this video they will realize they can never be this good and quit.

Syd Midnight

The reason I hate Tim & Eric is because simulated artificial bad is never as good as genuine 100% organic bad

Hooker
The reason I hate Tim & Eric is because it's not funny.

Keefu

Like Dylan, Tom Gorman speaks in riddles and metaphors.

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