I'm sorry but carrots will never be as cool as cigarettes, kids....
You know, for a balding white guy with a beard and vest in the mid-late 90s, he drops some fairly reasonable grade-school science around the 1:15 mark. I'm not saying it was great, but as far as Rapping About Nutrition goes, this guy is probably the best in the game.
Of course this may just be the side effect of being in the same clip as "Nigel," who is so white that Carlton Banks would call him an Uncle Tom.
Carlton Banks would chain Nigel to his truck and drag him to death.
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oh god yes
Beautiful. I feel like I've grown up with this my whole life.
over-sized sweaters make them less threatening
Where are they now? Also: Nigel?
I want to go back in time to the exact point in our pop culture timeline where random triangles against a ghastly contrasting colored background became hip.
And blow up the Earth before it happens.
Best bit: "they are so delicious on my saaalaaadd!"
Good but not quite as good as their lesser known "Hershey Highway"
I don't want Steve Drake teaching my kids anything.
Sweatshirts twice as large as you may only be worn on two occasions:
1) Days you are feeling Fat.
2) Days you are feeling Sick.
That is all.
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A hideous sweater is your ticket to ride on the carrot highway.
"Okay, Nigel, for this part you need to rap these lyrics."
"You know, speak the words rhythmically in time with the beat of the music?"
"Okay, Grizzly Adams, you're up."
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If Tim and Eric ever see this video they will realize they can never be this good and quit.
The reason I hate Tim & Eric is because it's not funny.
Like Dylan, Tom Gorman speaks in riddles and metaphors.
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