|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Good use of the 'puberty' tag.
"Wow....Let's go find a motel room!"
ahhh the 80s where a great time for anime.
i think we've all been in this exact situation
|Innocent Bystander |
¡¿Oye, estas bien?!
|Innocent Bystander |
This would make a good story for the "your worst date" thread.
Anime girls really aren't fazed by much.
Tentacle monster? Just another day in Japan.
Once upon a time I had the idea of making a hentai manga parody about the life of a thousand-year-old tentacle monster who was sealed in a sword and, due to a mishap from an ancient weapons collector, awakens in modern-day Japan. He tries desperately to fit in with modern society, getting a job as an insurance adjuster and generally hiding in his human form. But he still needs the souls of nubile, young women to survive.
But since it's been a thousand years since his last encounter, every time he finds someone to feast on, after his tentacles emerge they immediately go flaccid, due to a combination of performance anxiety and old age. Embarrassed, he excuses himself and shuffles off down the sidewalk, his giant mass of tentacles painfully dragging behind him.
I'd like to just go on the record that I have -never- had the idea of making a hentai manga parody about the life of a thousand-year-old tentacle monster who was sealed in a sword and, due to a mishap from an ancient weapons collector, awakens in modern-day Japan.
Just putting that out there.
Impotence is pathetic, not funny.
How about if pure young women are just so much harder to find these days that whenever the monster finally manages to get his hands on one, he's so excited that he does whatever is the tentacle monster equivalent of blowing his load far too early.
In Japan, your nose starts to bleed when you have an erection
The idea is your blood pressure goes up to give you an erection and you get a nose bleed. Funny how you never get a stroke or something from it, eh? What show is this video clip from?
shape of, a giant eagle! form of, a bucket of water!
That was surprisingly cool, I was expecting total garbage, but now I want to see how this stacks up against my perennial favorite; BioHunter.
Jesus, don't drink your own blood off the floor. That is so tacky.
The Japanese version of the hulk was, of course, years beyond our own puberty-based-hero technology.
In the American remake, Tentacle-Teen was also a hotshot rookie cop with something to prove.
What the hell is it with that country? What other culture of people would creating something like that even occur to?
A country whose flag looks like a used menstrual pad?
Is that Kemonozume?
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
It's like the Ur-Kemonozume.
Smooth. I bet that totally got him laid.
Yet another piece of evidence that 80's/early90s anime rocks hard.
What the hell is this from?!
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