A four-wedgie performance!
fuck that guy
Our shit poetry tonight will be accompanied by the Unsolved Mysteries theme and a heckling hambeast.
He's no 74 Malibu...when the fatty goth co-host starts heckling, it's time to just turn off the mic.
Wish the pause was longer
|Torture the Artist |
He looks like he's going to start crying after the fat girl makes fun of him.
blood pours out like whipping cream?
Are those D&D manuals on the table in front of him?
enough has been said.
Where's Manservent Hecubus when you need him?
When does Jim Breuer come downstairs and bust his balls?
Your stomach turns a mushy green, your GUTS come out like shaving cream. Dipshit.
Is that JDR in the middle?
|Testicles of Doom |
This guy has zero stage presence. If he believed what he was rapping, that would be super.
|Amnesia Moon |
also "Welcome VIEWERS and ghouls"? Thats not even a fucking pun!
The pause was the best part
Don't they screen these people first? Obviously not...
The next Baudelaire. I PAUSED BECAUSE THERE IS A PAUSE IN IT
You guys just don't understand his pitch black soul.
It's his 7-year-old brother's Halloween poem.
|Mayberry Pancakes |
he's obviously so pissed at the co-host (girlfriend?)
|Meatsack Jones |
I think he may have rolled a 20 sided for the topic before starting.
OPENING with the Murder Ride? That's just bad showmanship, right there...
It's embarassing even through the internet
that's why i can't even bring myself to watch it.
When the fatties can mock you, you might as well stop
"Where's the rest?"
Classic fat question... where's Miguel when you need him?
|Black Napkins |
It's been on here since forever, and I keep watching it.
I've never made it all the way through. I'm getting close though.
|fun nugget |
i wasnt scared until 00:48
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
This might be the video that has been here the longest which I have deliberately never watched. I'm sticking to my guns; there is no fucking way I'm going to subject myself to this, even knowing how much I'll laugh.
I dont think I can watch this without abdominal pain.
Public access is a miracle and I hope it is all recorded permanently so the sympathetic humanists can see how utterly retarded common man really is.
Is he just quoting "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" to the beat of the Fresh Prince intro? I mean, really, thats what it sounds like?
Kudos to the hogbeast for finally getting to punk someone out.
At Wilkinson's Family Restaurant
|Spastic Avenger |
Bet on whether he's a furry. I'm throwing in a tenner for yes.
|Beyonce Knowles |
I'd just like to thank all the comments here for making this a fresh and exciting experience every time, even after two years.
I'm thinking we need a new term for a combination of Schadenfreude and vicarious embarrassment. I propose Stellvertretendpeinlichkeitschadenfreude. It's even still German, for that extra goth flavor.
Somehow I never RATED this. I can't believe that.
| Register or login To Post a Comment|