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Writer? I see what you did there.
No. No he is not.
Also: Curse you for messing up the triple crown!
At least he refrained from calling himself a "visionary director."
5 stars of awful.
I like how Zombie subtly dissed the whole undead/Samhain angle of the original films as a way of bringing back the character, then he goes and pulls this shit.
It's an unintentional meta-parody x5.
I know guise, Rob Zombie is totally fucking up the previously high-brow slasher film genre amirite!!!?
Why does he put his wife in movies? Shes fucking awful.
This will probably suck hard.... but I'm still going to see it.
I usually don't like remakes on principle, and on top of that, his first Halloween remake was really really boring, so I don't have any great expectations for this.
What looks like might be fun is "The Haunted World of El Superbeasto": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_VR6WRwVlU
REMAKES OF SEQUELS! YAY! or rather, FUUUUUUCK!
WAKE THE DUCK UP