AFTAB! Shouldn't she be protecting kids from Giant Trolls!?
I can't believe that kids think those are real.
I mean. I've read plenty of those "I'm a seven year old girl who died and if you don't copy and paste this I will kill you at night with a chainsaw and Zamboni" messages and I'm still alive.
Wait! What's that? Oh my god! It's a small girl with a chainsaw driving a Zamboni! NOO! I've Been Murdered To Death By The Internets!
She's an expert in absorption of organic matter. Soon she will come and absorb all of the food in your house...and if you don't give it to her she will stab you with a plastic spork and pour maple syrup on your newly bought white carpet!
Ha, some of my sister's friends pulled this on her via email when she was in 8th grade. Except I'm pretty sure instead of the 7 year old dead girl coming to kill you charade, it was the 40 year old living man coming to rape you charade. My parents weren't amused.