Infamous - 2009-07-29 I was completely caught off guard by that.
Hooper_X - 2009-07-29 Oh my god. That was an attempt at a butt-bump, wasn't it? I was ready to make a KIRK BY ARMBAR joke, but the butt-bump just floored me.
chumbucket - 2009-07-29 the 0:19 move and it didn't look like his uniform got torn as it usually does in these
takewithfood - 2009-07-29 This was the best take. Out of how many, I wonder.
Menudo con queso - 2009-07-29 When we had rumbles in elementary school I always tried to fight Kirk style. Not very successful. Just once I wanted to punch someone in the jaw and hear the sound of a ham being hit with a pipe.
Real fights need better foley.
Camonk - 2009-07-29 Did you give 'em the ol' double-fist swing to the back?
oddeye - 2009-07-29 I tried that once and it really hurt my fingers. Better to wrap one hand around/over the other.
Huskerdu324 - 2009-07-29 I like Kirk. Real captains don't use phasers or call for security.
Macho Nacho - 2009-07-29 5 Just for the "donk" sound at 0:19.
Riskbreaker - 2009-07-29 So, instead of a metal plate, the captain has a wooden patch in his butt.
dementomstie - 2009-07-29 It's the future, so it's a living piece of wood that heals itself anytime Kirk gets shot in the butt.
Spit Spingola - 2009-07-29 Plant both feet on the wall and hit him with your ass.
Caminante Nocturno - 2009-07-29 Anytime someone in a fight uses their ass as a weapon, that fight is over and they've won.