-1 because at the end they use Twitter
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
Ricky has been doing that alcohol.
I can't help but think this video would have been greatly improved if it had sound effects and a voice-over by Bob Saget.
Grand Theft Auto IV has conditioned me to expect any burning car to automatically explode.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
This is blatantly the most exciting thing that's ever happened to these people, even though they're playing it down with their disaffected Youtubing and Twittering.
Twittering is irritating, but that is sort of what happens if you've been living in a major city for a long time.
Case in point: My apartment has been broken into three times, I've witnessed two of my neighbors over five years mugged and had to step over their blood. A Polish man froze to death on my doorstep.
Last year four guys were murdered on my block in one day.
Taking baleen's replies out of context makes it seem like he's lumping Twitter with crime and death in the big city.
Can I transfer my stars to you for that? Because my "America's Funniest Home Videos" reference wasn't all that funny to begin with.
Most of my posts are meant to be interchangeable discourses on the nature of meaning.
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Well, we share that much in common.
Whilst we're showing off about Big City things, about the most exciting* thing I've done is ask if a chair's taken in a bar and ended up accidentally sitting with a genuine, real life pimp with his hoes, enjoying a bottle of champaign in an ice bucket.
These sort of faux pas, one way or another, seem to get you noticed.
*replace exciting with something more in line with 'slightly surprising.'
Baleen I don't know what the hell city you live in but you need to move to the other side of it.
I think that the fact they said there was a fence between them and the action was BS. I think they were just to hip to help.
|The Townleybomb |
This is so awesome I thought that stuff like it only happened in Russia!
Imagine waking up in jail, hung over, hands cut up and smelling like smoke...
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
ANOTHER TYPICAL RUSSIAN STREET SCENE?! NO! IF IT WERE, THEY'D CUT AWAY FROM THE GUY DRIVING A BURNING CAR TO FOCUS ON THE GUY THROWING A MOLOTOV AT A PACK OF ROVING STREET URCHINS!
"I keep expecting the car to blow up, but it just keeps burning"
"I think I'm just going to stop talking"
-2 stars for twitter, and for the fact that he just pushed the car away from the wood and didn't drive it. That's down from 7 to 5
Hipsters/designers/bike couriers are too cool to help a stupid drunk from burning to death.
"Wow, how could he possibly be any more of a douchebag hipster?"
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Beating the fire out with a piece of wreckage lets us know that Basil Fawlty is still alive in our hearts.
There's um a car fire that's like totally a car fire dude.
IS ANYONE ELSE AT THE #CARFIRE?
FUCK THIS CAR IT'S ON FIRE
Apathetic onlookers tag?
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