Syd Midnight I like the boss fights where their head changes color to indicate damage
Cleaner82 After about two minutes he will get angry and perform his 'doughy pinwheel' attack. If it misses you, he will spill unceremoniously to the floor. At this point you have to rapidly press the 'jab' button and pummel him with blows before he gets back up.
splatterbabble Why do people like Butterbean? Or Tank Abbot for that matter?
Syd Midnight He's a fat man who gets into fistfights in public?
Dr Dim Convicted sex offender vs morbidly obese one-trick pony! I love you MMA.
Smellvin If that non-morbidly obese guy knew how to do a simple armbar, that fight would've ended over a minute sooner.
Syd Midnight I figured he just really wanted to beat his ass.
spikestoyiu Oh, YAMMA; a ridiculous concept (a cage built around a mat with slanted sides) fleshed out with terrible, past their prime fighters. You were too beautiful for this world.
Dr Dim I'm pretty sure Pat Smith knows how to do an armbar. If you're beating the guy's head in already there's little incentive to risk losing position and having Butterbean on top of you.
Dr Dim That was for Smellvin. Noscript strikes again.
chumbucket It's great to see the Beaner try for kick moves even though his full extension is only about 5 inches from his center of gravity
He just uses his "become sweaty blob of unyielding fat" move at the end.