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Desc:Don't approach a two set in tandem with your wing that shit is just creepy.
Category:Educational, Fashion
Tags:seduction, pickup artists, pulling, wingman, (point to schlong)
Submitted:theSnake
Date:08/22/09
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Comment count is 34
theSnake
All I can think about is what some pre-scripted accomplishment intros for some of the posters here would sound like.
Smellvin
This is my buddy ___. He's got a level 80 warlock and once masturbated 30 times in a single day.

Rum Revenge
This is my buddy ___. He's a NaNoWriMo author and won a Settlers of Catan championship at Origins.

mashedtater
Hi this is my friend ____. He is famous on the internet for his youtube rants about Lost Plot holes and still lives with his mom.

Chalkdust
Have you met my nemesis _______? He's eaten at every Sonic Drive-In in California and is actually a man-shaped robot piloted by mice.

phalsebob
This guy will make a fine used car salesman.
GlennFinito
Spreadsheats applied to picking up insecure women.

Unfortunately, they often forget the circumstantial bonuses and penalties to their dice roll.
egglab
he forgot to calculate his +1 hat of douchebaggery.

Johnny Roastbeef
The cheat code for banging chicks is Insult Her, Look at her hair, be an asshole to her friends, elbow touch.

THANKS MYSTERY
Old_Zircon
Don't forget to hold down SELECT on controller 2 at the same time.

urbanelf
Have you met Lance? OMG, I can't believe you don't know my friend Lance yet. He's an amazing... uh... dinosaur hunter. He's shot some amazing steggasauruses.
Burnov
Pussy begging par excellance.
Lurchi
I can't bring myself to look at the youtube comments.
Teldin
*point to schlong*
cognitivedissonance
Most of the PUA dudes have moved on to more mundane forms of self-help quackery, Mystery is the only one still trucking. Poor guy looks like he's going to die of syphilis any day now.
Camonk
Be careful when approaching a two-set. It's very easy to find yourself talking to someone. That's amateur. You don't want to get drawn into a conversation.
Burnov
Stars.

Wombles
Yeah pretty much. Don't have conversation; have a plan.

PegLegPete
There appears to be a thin line between Mystery and a date rapist.
Witty_Pop_Culture_Reference
I'm pretty sure there are date rapists that use less roofies and more protection.

Old_Zircon
He looks like Pauly Shore dressed as Alan Jorgensen.
Gayperson
i could totally pull more gash than this dude...
Syd Midnight
Every time this guy tries hitting on a woman, walk up and say "Dude you got some shit all over your neck there" and watch his act collapse
Camonk
No way. Look at his other videos. He has the perfect comeback to ANYTHING!

pastorofmuppets
Insulting the guy, possibly to gain the respect of a woman he's talking to...no that wouldn't be stooping to his level at all.

Not much more annoying than dudes who can't drop the chimp aggression for an hour and enjoy themselves at a party.

klingerbgoode
"Actually that's my tattoo."

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
subtitle text here
Udderdude
If this guy managed to actually somehow convince a female to sleep with him, he'd have no clue what to do. "I haven't finished my spreadsheet for that part!"
HankFinch
You have to look at her body language, is she crying?
If she is, don't console her - it makes you look weak and lowers your value.
If she isn't, throw some more negs out and ignore her.
And if you didn't cum within thirty seconds, leave.

mashedtater
i have had sex. trust me, you really don't need this much math and calculations.
HankFinch
I don't think its about the sex.
I think its about levitating above Niagra Falls.

GeneralJameson
Damn, the room mike picked up my "cough" at 5:47...note to self: pick up some Valtrex.
kingofthenothing
The YouTube comments are depressing. Humanity's stock just went down a bit.
Miss Henson's 6th grade class
So apparently he changed the name of his company to "Love Systems?" Eeeeewww.
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