All I can think about is what some pre-scripted accomplishment intros for some of the posters here would sound like.
This is my buddy ___. He's got a level 80 warlock and once masturbated 30 times in a single day.
Hi this is my friend ____. He is famous on the internet for his youtube rants about Lost Plot holes and still lives with his mom.
This guy will make a fine used car salesman.
Spreadsheats applied to picking up insecure women.
Unfortunately, they often forget the circumstantial bonuses and penalties to their dice roll.
|Johnny Roastbeef |
The cheat code for banging chicks is Insult Her, Look at her hair, be an asshole to her friends, elbow touch.
Have you met Lance? OMG, I can't believe you don't know my friend Lance yet. He's an amazing... uh... dinosaur hunter. He's shot some amazing steggasauruses.
Pussy begging par excellance.
I can't bring myself to look at the youtube comments.
*point to schlong*
Most of the PUA dudes have moved on to more mundane forms of self-help quackery, Mystery is the only one still trucking. Poor guy looks like he's going to die of syphilis any day now.
Be careful when approaching a two-set. It's very easy to find yourself talking to someone. That's amateur. You don't want to get drawn into a conversation.
There appears to be a thin line between Mystery and a date rapist.
He looks like Pauly Shore dressed as Alan Jorgensen.
i could totally pull more gash than this dude...
|Syd Midnight |
Every time this guy tries hitting on a woman, walk up and say "Dude you got some shit all over your neck there" and watch his act collapse
No way. Look at his other videos. He has the perfect comeback to ANYTHING!
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If this guy managed to actually somehow convince a female to sleep with him, he'd have no clue what to do. "I haven't finished my spreadsheet for that part!"
You have to look at her body language, is she crying?
If she is, don't console her - it makes you look weak and lowers your value.
If she isn't, throw some more negs out and ignore her.
And if you didn't cum within thirty seconds, leave.
i have had sex. trust me, you really don't need this much math and calculations.
I don't think its about the sex.
I think its about levitating above Niagra Falls.
Damn, the room mike picked up my "cough" at 5:47...note to self: pick up some Valtrex.
The YouTube comments are depressing. Humanity's stock just went down a bit.
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class |
So apparently he changed the name of his company to "Love Systems?" Eeeeewww.
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