theSnake
All I can think about is what some pre-scripted accomplishment intros for some of the posters here would sound like.
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Smellvin This is my buddy ___. He's got a level 80 warlock and once masturbated 30 times in a single day.
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mashedtater Hi this is my friend ____. He is famous on the internet for his youtube rants about Lost Plot holes and still lives with his mom.
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phalsebob 
This guy will make a fine used car salesman.
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GlennFinito
Spreadsheats applied to picking up insecure women.
Unfortunately, they often forget the circumstantial bonuses and penalties to their dice roll.
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Johnny Roastbeef
The cheat code for banging chicks is Insult Her, Look at her hair, be an asshole to her friends, elbow touch.
THANKS MYSTERY
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urbanelf
Have you met Lance? OMG, I can't believe you don't know my friend Lance yet. He's an amazing... uh... dinosaur hunter. He's shot some amazing steggasauruses.
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Burnov
Pussy begging par excellance.
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Lurchi
I can't bring myself to look at the youtube comments.
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Teldin
*point to schlong*
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cognitivedissonance
Most of the PUA dudes have moved on to more mundane forms of self-help quackery, Mystery is the only one still trucking. Poor guy looks like he's going to die of syphilis any day now.
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Camonk
Be careful when approaching a two-set. It's very easy to find yourself talking to someone. That's amateur. You don't want to get drawn into a conversation.
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PegLegPete
There appears to be a thin line between Mystery and a date rapist.
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Old_Zircon
He looks like Pauly Shore dressed as Alan Jorgensen.
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Gayperson
i could totally pull more gash than this dude...
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Syd Midnight
Every time this guy tries hitting on a woman, walk up and say "Dude you got some shit all over your neck there" and watch his act collapse
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Camonk No way. Look at his other videos. He has the perfect comeback to ANYTHING!
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
subtitle text here
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Udderdude
If this guy managed to actually somehow convince a female to sleep with him, he'd have no clue what to do. "I haven't finished my spreadsheet for that part!"
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HankFinch You have to look at her body language, is she crying?
If she is, don't console her - it makes you look weak and lowers your value.
If she isn't, throw some more negs out and ignore her.
And if you didn't cum within thirty seconds, leave.
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mashedtater
i have had sex. trust me, you really don't need this much math and calculations.
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HankFinch I don't think its about the sex.
I think its about levitating above Niagra Falls.
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GeneralJameson
Damn, the room mike picked up my "cough" at 5:47...note to self: pick up some Valtrex.
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kingofthenothing
The YouTube comments are depressing. Humanity's stock just went down a bit.
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