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Make me a sandwich.
Now you know that there a six points to a touchdown. Yeah, that'll save your marriage.
If you don't care about football, then just don't care about football. Why do women insist on prying into every part of their men's lives, even when they have to exert so much effort to give a shit?
Yes, I'm sure any marriage would be greatly improved by having wifey squeeze in and snuggle on game night.
Raoul Duke 138
Your husband doesn't like it. He's just being nice.
Nothing personal, that's just the way it is.
Give him a tuggy while you're watching, and he'll definitely like sharing that time with you.
Raoul Duke 138
Also, you're damn right about Cope on DVE during the game.
Five stars for Cope!
-1 because he's dead.
Now imagine a video like this about D&D.
During a time when information was in books stored in a library where women were not allowed.
In the unedited video, does Hair Man ever explain to Hair Woman why anyone gives a fuck?
"it's third down and 5 yard to gouggh" don'tcha know?
he should have taught her baseball instead, 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base and home runs
She needs a video on how to tackle being married to a pussy with friends.
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This educational video would be easier to follow if the woman wasn't in it.
+5 for the way she he laughs nervously through all of her bad jokes, and how she started overdoing it from the very first line she had.
I needed this when I was a ten year old boy. Now that I think about it, PE Coaches just assumed that everyone knew the rules to football.
Luckily, apparently nothing happened if I just stood there on the field and did nothing.
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