Sudan no1 truth.
of course, this was running alongside god knows how many happy meal ads.
Rudy Apparently you've never seen the "hanker for a hunka cheese" one. It appears to me they worked too well.
snothouse This "salad" was popular with bachelorette parties in the 1950/60's...you would make a notch in the banana, and have a trickle of mayo from the tip.
Now they give it to working class black kids.
astropod five You can't just scoop up part of a pineapple ring with a spoon, let alone trying to balance a grape on a banana. No one has ever actually made this.
dueserpenti I had the exact same thought. This is clearly the work of a man who has never eaten fruit and didn't really want to try it.