|chairsforcheap - 2008-11-17 |
|dementomstie - 2008-11-17 |
That is the longest and least exciting guitar game commercial I've ever seen. But I feel that I can pick up the game since every step of gameplay has been PAINSTAKINGLY EXPLAINED. I'm surprised they didn't include "Open the box so that you can get to your guitar controller" and "Put batteries in the guitar controller before you begin, otherwise it won't work."
|HarrietTubmanPI - 2008-11-17 |
If you take the sex and drugs out of rock and roll you don't have rock and roll :( This makes baby jesus sad.
Also, again, nice tits.
Also, also, I'm waiting for the shredding to turn into one big christian orgy.
|glasseye - 2008-11-17 |
Oh christians. So hilariously dumb.
|VoilaIntruder - 2008-11-17 |
Hey, finally a game with rip-offs of popular songs from two years ago, but more christiany. Exactly what I was in the market for.
No, these are actual Christian bands playing their own original lame Christian songs.
Perhaps ripping off artists stylistically out of date by 2 years?
|Rudy - 2008-11-17 |
I just knew Family Force Five was going to sell out.
Sell out? Hardly. My boys and girls in FF5 (they're all related!) know what it means to truly rock! Rock some souls that is! They've got what it takes, and even if marimba solos don't do it for you now, Kelly's playing will make you BELIEVE!
(also, the person demo-ing the game is terrible)
|Monchiles Monchiles - 2008-11-17 |
I'm giving thsi five stars just because I've never heard of any of those bands.
I'm giving it five stars because I've listened to all of them more than once. For work, not pleasure.
|fluffy - 2008-11-17 |
Is Creed in this?
|Toenails - 2008-11-17 |
Holding out the 1 star until I get confirmation on whether or not "Jesus Freak" from DC Talk is going to be on this.
Well damn me to hell.
Can't fifth star, so I'll just have to favorite instead.
Are there audio syncing problems on that video or is this game really so bad that the notes aren't anywhere close to being on time?
|voodoo_pork - 2008-11-17 |
There is no such concept as "Christian" and "Rock".
Unless you're describing my conversation with a Prop 8 Supporter. That would a "Rock" to a "Christian"'s face.
|chumbucket - 2008-11-17 |
so if you perfect a song do you become a saint?
|Camonk - 2008-11-17 |
You can both play lead, or one of you can play lead while one of you plays bass. You can not both play bass. Two bass guitars is a sin. You should go and apologize to Jesus and pray for forgiveness for even consider two basses. You are dirty.
The two of you can also compete against one another...
I wonder if brothers can compete against each other.
"...And Abel was a bass player, and Cain a lead guitar. And it came to pass after many days, that Cain offered, of his talents, a shred session to the Lord. Abel also offered of the funk that only a bass can exude. But to Cain and his righteous shredding he had no respect: and Cain was exceeding angry, and his countenance fell. And the Lord said to him: Why art thou angry? and why is thy countenance fallen? If thou play well, shalt thou not receive the high score? but if ill, shall not lameness be present in thy save file? ...And Cain said to Abel his brother: Let us tour on the road. And when they were in the bus, Cain rose up against his brother Abel, and slew him. And thus, Rock and Roll was born."
My stars are only for the above reply.
The rest of this can go to Hell.
... as it will. Because Christian rock is really just The Serpent in a new beguiling disguise.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-11-18 |
Guitar Hero without the sin of excitement.
|KnowFuture - 2008-11-18 |
Why not just come out with some kind of add-on to Guitar Hero that has all their faggotty Christian Rock songs on it?
|Testicles of Doom - 2008-11-18 |
|Kumquatxop - 2009-04-06 |
now, more than ever, what we need is a 'white people' tag
|Chalkdust - 2011-07-08 |
I've never even accidentally heard of any of these bands
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