SixDigitDebt Any child who says "hey this is mine" in that tone needs to miss out on the next three christmases.
Kingofthehobos My favorite thing is the quick movement from Cute Christmas Moment to back alley street fight
Syd Midnight I like how maternal instincts kick in but they respect the purity of the disagreement enough to let it play itself out. The punchline is that the other gift was the same damn thing, they'd bought one for each of them. Big head just opened his first.
Camonk Just as I was telling Big Head to use the torso-sized box as a weapon, he did. Good on you, Big Head.
memedumpster Like rabid dogs fighting over a scrap of mailman.