cause the the lesbians brought umbrellaaaaaaaaaaaas

:D

The ironic thing is that the "all people turning gay" scenario was impossible, until Ractalfece came along and made every man long for him and every woman feel so inadequate in his presence that they sought comfort in each other ('s vaginas.)

I think he doth protest too much

I know I'm a little late jumping on the ractalfece train, but holy shit: this guy is awesome. I'm really sad he stopped making videos before I ever knew he existed.

"because if I was [gay] I probably would have destroyed the world by now"

he...doesn't know what "gay" means, does he?

Any get the count on the number of vehicles in that guy's yard? Whoa.

I'm pretty sure I saw a dollop of saliva drop out of the guy's mouth as he was ranting at one point.

I want this mothefucker back right the fuck now!

Haunt the subway stations and quiz the hoboes until you find him and drag him back to amuse us like the barking seal he is, POETV.

3:00 - He's like an unholy cross between Gob Bluth and Tobias Funke.

The facial expression at :23 did it for me (and by did it I mean hard core world ending boners)

I laughed, I cried, I laughed at others crying.

0:33... "Homosexual comedians in a fishbowl."

Am I hearing that right?

1:31-2:02, fucking hell his pupil is mesmerizing.