Jack Dalton - 2009-09-10 Imagine if 3dRealm's sold Duke's IP rights-- he could be a playable character in Super Smash Bros or Hot Shots Golf, he could even be a persona in the newest 300 hour long Atlus RPG... the possibilities are endless!
ProfessorChaos - 2009-09-10 Needs more macho lines cribbed from B movies.
Jack Dalton - 2009-09-10 Yeah... that would have been nice... but Saint's Row 2 can only be so awesome.
Caminante Nocturno - 2009-09-10 It looks like Duke's gotten pretty doughy. Maybe he's been enjoying too many appetizer samplers while waiting for his next game to... Exist.
fluffy - 2009-09-11 Did someone record this by pointing a video camera at their computer screen?
Redlof - 2009-09-11 I like to pretend it's because someone had to record it in secret before leaking it to the world
Indidan - 2009-09-11 So Duke Nukem started off as an adult Bart Simpson...