|Goethe and ernie |
Honestly unsure as to what I make of this. I'm giving this a theoretical rating of ? stars.
Is she trying to turn herself into Elton John and Courtney Love's illegitimate child?
I can't figure out if she's self-aware enough to know this is awful. 'Course it's not like the plugged in version is good or anything.
annoying stupid whore untalented
i live alone
|Timothy A. Bear |
Five stars if only for the fact she doesn't know what acoustic means.
she knows what acoustic means, its a joke.
she's a "performance artist"
I'm not saying a good one.
I am torn.. no wait, no I'm not.
gee, I wonder if a singer who wears a Kermit the Frog suit and plays "acoustic" songs on a keyboard takes themselves seriously?
There's taking herself seriously and there's actually knowing that she's an awful parody of herself. (Him/herself)
For someone who has both a penis and a vagina she isn't bad. Unfortunately I know of no other singers with both a penis and vagina to compare 'her/him' to so she could be totally awful and yet still corner the hermaphroditic market.
But I do like to think that if someone ever told her/him to fuck themselves she/he could retort with "I did last night and it was great!"
I know I would piss people off all the time just to be able to snap back with that comeback if I had both a penis and a vagina.
Unfortunately, I only have a penis, so "The Jerkstore Called..." is sometimes the best I can do.
The closest I can think of is Boy George, and she is no Boy George.
She has become so unbearably awful to watch that, like anime, I feel compelled to one star all Gaga submissions from now on (electrocution exempt, of course).
She's dressed like she's taking Darth Vader to the prom.
It's like Tori Amos had a series of strokes.
Now I understand the other video.
|Walt Henderson |
|Agent #1 |
I actually like the version of this she did on a Japanese morning show. It was, uh, classier. You know, well played on a real piano, wasn't any screaming, wearing a wig shaped like an elephant, that kind of stuff.
Absolutely awful. Unbearable.
Does this count as dickgirl porn?
Wow, despite being a competent musician, this is an insanely horrible song and performance. First of all, 'poker face pa pa pa poker face" has to be among the worst lyrics ever written.
I thought this was Penny Marshall?
How do you wake Lady GaGa up from a nap??
She's mocking you.
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