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Comment count is 43
Hooper_X - 2009-09-13

This guy jerks off to Consumerist.com.

joelkazoo - 2012-05-23

And back in the day, he kept Consumer Reports under his mattress.

Stupid Lisa Garbage Face - 2009-09-13

This guy must sustain his life purely on Trader Joe's condiments.

hentaiwolf - 2009-09-13

I can't wait for his next video on how potato chip bags are mostly air.

Randroid - 2009-09-13

Not if the death squads from corporate get to him first.

sinuendo - 2009-09-13

Come on, Trader Joes GET WITH IT!

boner - 2009-09-13

This video is misleading because he takes 2:47 to say something that should take 10 seconds.

Toenails - 2009-09-13

This video *is* pretty misleading... and it's length isn't its worst offender.

teethsalad - 2009-09-13


Mister Shady - 2009-09-13

Hummus? Soy Milk? Fuck this unwashed hippy douche. There's no product missing! It says right on the package 7 oz. It's not Trader Joe's fault you spent most of your public school years smoking pot under the bleachers.

Hugo Gorilla - 2009-09-13

You get and don't get why this was submitted.

Charles - 2009-09-13

Poetv is only for videos of sensible people who don't spout nonsense! This trash doesn't belong on here!

Kumquatxop - 2009-09-13

HEY MAN this is clearly a rating system where stars equal how much you agree with a video. GET WITH IT!!!!!!

splatterbabble - 2009-09-13

NET WEIGHT IS NOT THE SAME AS VOLUME! Fuck the English system for using "ounce" to describe two different properties!

Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-09-13

Meanwhile bombs keep going off.

Freeman Gordon - 2009-09-13

Meanwhile people in Kongo don't grasp what spicy hummus dip is. Because they have no internet nor infrastructure.

Hooper_X - 2009-09-29

I hereby propose "first world problems" as a tag for complaints of this nature.

Ponasty - 2009-09-13

Yes trader joes. Get with it indeed.

memedumpster - 2009-09-13

A container that holds seven ounces cannot possibly in a universe of three dimensional space LOOK like it holds ten ounces unless the plastic is really thick.

Ugh, it's not even the chocolate soy milk, the only kind that's drinkable.

Five stars for getting me to rant about something this stupid.

Charles - 2009-09-13

Soy milk is pretty tasty... I've never had the chocolate though. You may be thinking of rice milk?

MaulLove - 2009-09-13

Both Silk and 8th Continent make chocolate soy milk; I prefer 8th Continent's. I've noticed that my local Smith's (Krogers) has their own version that tastes decent.

I love how he is indignant over being tricked by packaging. So you didn't notice the dent before you bought it?

THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-09-13

'Someone at corporate... who ended up hanging up on me'

fluffy - 2009-09-13

You want to know how to get a good deal on hummus?

1. Get a can of garbanzo beans, some olive oil, some garlic, and some tahini
2. Blend them all together, and add whatever other spices you want
3. Congratulations, you now have worth of hummus for about 80 cents.

memedumpster - 2009-09-13

... really?

Jeriko-1 - 2009-09-13

Olive oil is like 12 dollars for a small bottle here.

Charles - 2009-09-13

...and a can of garbanzos is at least 89 cents already at Trader Joe's. Show me where you can get one for a dime, and I'll make sweet love to you forever. You do have a point though, you probably would get more for your money if you do it right.

Rum Revenge - 2009-09-13

Stars for fluffy.

glasseye - 2009-09-13

You can get a giant bag of the dried ones for much less per unit weight; same goes for olive oil.

It's just like flour, sugar, or laundry detergent. Buy in bulk.

Camonk - 2009-09-13

You can get a prostitute for much less than it costs to get married and pay for a wife who stays home and raises your kids

glenn - 2009-09-13

And it's even cheaper to find an orphan girl and raise her on table scraps and faucet water. The only reason more people don't is because we're so obsessed with instant gratification in this country.

Big Name Celebrity - 2009-10-02

There's more to it than that. The tahini has to be "cracked" by adding the right amounts of ice and lemon juice. Getting it the right consistency can take up to an hour, IF you get it right before the mixture gets too watered down/sour.

fluffy - 2010-06-07

of hummus doesn't require a whole can's worth of garbanzo beans.

Stupid Lisa Garbage Face - 2009-09-13

You know what though.. this type of package design may make it easier to scoop out the last bits from the bottom. With plain flat bottoms when you try to scoop from around the edges of the bottom it collects in the middle. Not with this one

Goethe and ernie - 2009-09-13

How fat do you have to be to give this much of a shit about food? American fat.

tamago - 2009-09-13

He's screening his comments and yet there still is not one comment agreeing with him. At least not at the time I went there and commented. Five stars for that alone.

Old_Zircon - 2009-09-13

A guy I went to high school with got into an ivy league school by writing an essay that was basiclly this but about gumballs being full of air.

phalsebob - 2009-09-13

GOOD LORD! It says 7oz and it has 7oz! Let me get my pitchfork!!

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-09-13

This made me so hungry. Off to buy some spicy hummus dip...thank you douchey Youtube guy.

Chalkdust - 2010-05-02

viral marketing!

Caminante Nocturno - 2009-09-13

Was using water too low-class for you?

RockBolt - 2009-09-13

Tell me more

kanyakumari - 2009-09-29

Wine bottles have this indentation too! We're being denied wine!

bopeton - 2009-12-18

Soy Milk.

Because you can see it better.

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