|Time Travel Mishap |
Tracy Morgan isn't gonna take this shit laying down.
Legitmately awesome artist takes shit on talentless Disney-channel tennybop bitchface? Who cares if he's a jerk. Wake me up when Damon Albarn pushes Joe Jonas down a flight of stairs.
Bah, three stars at best in that case. I feel betrayed.
Wait, this was staged? I retired what i said from Kanye, at least from now.
Well, I don't know for sure. What I do know:
I read something about a hilarious Kanye West / Taylor Swift thing on MTV, so I googled their names and this article said it was supposed to be a joke, or whatever. That's what I'm basing this on.
Also, reports of hilarity were greatly exaggerated.
Well, the cameraman already being all crouched in Beyonce's face the for the reaction shot is a little suspect. Whatever, MTV. Still, I stand by my bold assertion that Taylor Swift is fucking garbage and deserves no sympathy.
Legitimately awesome... Right. Mr. West is many things, but I wouldn't choose either of those words to describe him.
I'm going to need an explanation of what's awesome about a decent pop rapper. If you could throw in explanation of why anyone would do this in support of a Beyonce song, that would be great too.
pot kettle black
It was for Beyonce's video, not the song. If you are still confused, please watch these in order:
Just the video? I can't see interrupting someone's award over my feelings about a music video. Unless it was the year "Institutionalized" came out, of course.
pot kettle black
If you don't care about music videos, then I guess it'll have to seem outlandish to you. But people in the industry like Kanye West do care about music videos, and they care about seeing an achievement like Beyonce's video recognized.
I don't care about any of these people, but that was pretty fucking mean.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Why they hate us.
Were they applauding for Knaye there towards the end? Too bad Henry Rollins didn't win that award.
Kanye West is a pretty cool guy. No really, i'm sure he's an egomaniac, jerk, brainless diva, plus he's a jesus freak. But he seems to be the only mtv celebrity with some guts and brains. At least from time to time.
She dreamed about what it would be like to win a VMA, but never fathomed that she'd be able to sell out THAT MUCH... she surprised herself, she did.
|a flaming monkey |
Would have been better if he walked up behind her, hit with plastic folding chair, then stolen heavyweight title belt.
It would have been much better if the lights had gone out and Kanye, wearing corpse makeup, appeared on the jumbotron and ominously yelled "I will not... REST IN PEACE!" Then, as ominous organ music played, his manager appeared and shoved Taylor Swift into a coffin.
It would have been better if Taylor Swift had successfully pinned Kanye West and taken the VMA from him, but then the REAL Kanye West crawled out from under the stage and pinned Taylor Swift, who was all tired and weak from fighting Kanye's brother, who was dressed to look like him.
^^VMAs Fanfic. *****
Those are spiritual stars for you guys, the video is filled with too much suck to actually rate it 5.
Also, Beyonce will always have the better video, as long as she keeps that juicy piece of booty with her.
Bah. This bullshit happens all the time. I remember when one of the Beastie Boys did it. It was about as interesting then. And if i recall, correctly, he had a fake beard on, at the time.
the fuck is this ?
|William Burns |
Kanye Wests these days!
|Rape Van Winkle |
Who's Taylor Swift?
|infinite zest |
You're doing it wrong, people.
Here let me try
It's easier if you do them one at a time.
Dutch Oven Fresh Pie
I don't want to dump all over someone's ratings, but I like how these one stars look
Taylor Danye still looks fantastic....what's her secret?
WU-TANG IS FOR THE CHILDREN, btw.
|William Batty |
I loved Taylor Swift in The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada!
Kanye West...doesn't care about VMA judgement
What the fuck is going on and who the fuck are these people?! Also, why is this on POEtv?
I thought this day might come. A day when we have to hand poetv off to the next generation. A generation that laughs at the hahoo brothers and the peanubrickle twins.
pull your head out of your ass and stop pretending your pop culture past is anymore valuable than this one.
This idiot sure is upset about this meaningless award.
who fucking cares about the VMA's
the whole thing just reeks of a staged PR and payola circlejerk
also, mtv plays music videos? who knew
WOW STAGED EVENT BY TWO PRE-MANUFACTURED "MUSIC" ARTISTS.
I don't care about this at all, but 5 stars for all the 1 starring cool kids who care so much about Kanye West and Beyonce and Taylor whatever her name is and the VMAs.
Torture the Artist
Yes, we're one-starring it because of how much we care about the VMAs. That's what happened here.
DURPH DURPH MTV SUCKS DURPH DURPH IM BETTER BECAUSE I PRETEND I DONT KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE DURPH DURPH
fuck, get over yourselves, all these stars are for the fact no one made a "DA M STANDS FOR MUSIC?! BUT THEY PLAY LESS VIDEOS NOW!"
i know who they are because the culture bureaus have ensured i can't go a fucking day without being barraged with their goddamned focus-grouped sticky pop pap images and sounds
and the fact that there are actual musicians making great fucking music that has no chance of widespread exposure because of these insepid polymer fucks and their armies of PR and A&R cocksuckers substituting "brand" over talent, expression & innovation combined with their monopolization of all major music distribution systems ('cept the internet) enrages me to no end
stop celebrating mediocrity, goddammit
needs a "black people" tag and I wil hold my stars hostage until my demands are met.
|wtf japan |
Too bad this shit didn't end the way Inglourious Basterds did.
|Sean Robinson |
Kanye West is an innovative and skilled musician, who has worked very diligently to achieve his own brand of rather uncompromising success.
OH GOD A RAPPER DID SOMETHING SLIGHTLY RUDE AT AN MTV AWARDS SHOW
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS
This is hilarious, Kanye is a brilliant comedian.
5 orange for Kanye's antics + 5 invisible for the dudes who searched for this video a week later so they could 1-star it and act like they don't know who he is.
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