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Desc:this is what youtube was originally invented for.
Category:Educational, Horror
Tags:Phil Colins, Shame, balls of steel, self loathing, why did I uplaod this?
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Dammit, I thought for a second there that Phil Collins himself made a humiliating YouTube post from his house or something. :(
I too felt the weight of disappointment on this, but the more I watched the more I discovered the bizarre uselessness of this. I found that fascinating.
*insert Phil Collins dicks-in-his-mouth joke*
Phil: "Hello, waiter. I... don't see it on the menu, but do you serve dick?"
Admiral Falafal: "No, my friend. This falafal stand. We serve falafal."
Phil: "My my my, what a tragedy for my mouth. I have at least room for 7 or 8 more dicks in here."
Admiral Falafal: "You go now!"

I owe you some stars.

Ticket Clerk "Mike": "Seven fifty."
Phil: "Oh my, it appears I'm quite short. Do you accept looking at my many dicked mouth as payment?"
Ticket Clerk "Mike": "That's not our policy."

Robin Kestrel
Dentist: "Okay, if you could just open a little wider, sir."

Phil: "MmmmpfHmmmmpfmph."

Dentist: "Sheila! Cancel my three o'clock, and bring me a No. 4 Dick Extractor, quickly!"

Phil Colins is not in this video, which is a crushing disappointment. No matter how ultra-douchey this guy is, he cannot match the douchieness of Phil Colins. Had this actually been Phil Colins performing these obscene acts the video would have went down in history and spawned a million viral memes that would have hopefully done major damage to Phil Colin's image and career, making the world a better place.

Instead... this.
Sorry it disappointed. Maybe you shouldn't expect so much.

2:22 - This guy becomes the 65th successor to the Hokuto Shinken
is..is this you kingofthehobos?

Magical Man from Happy-Land
oh god if i had a half-retarded older brother this would be him
Wheels is looking pretty rough these days
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