|THA SUGAH RAIN |
God was this ever awkward. The 11 o'clock news set all the home-viewers up for what was coming, but clearly the audience was waiting for a punchline for half the monologue.
"Yes I have sex with women" is the correct way to answer these allegations.
jesus christ you are dumb
yeah some of the come from poetv and they are even dumber
Letterman's jacket is scientifically reacting with the YouTube video compression.
That wasn't supposed to be a reply, but a guy said if I don't, he'll tell all the people about the creepy things I do.
four hundred billion stars for Love Rollercoaster
|Caminante Nocturno |
That sounds like an incredibly ambitious blackmailer.
He should write the book and make the movie himself.
Isn't Letterman famously vindictive? Who in their right mind who expect to get two million dollars out of this?
|Big Name Celebrity |
You think your precious Jay Leno does shit worth being extorted over? Like he'd ever be that interesting.
Also: Hey, I'm from San Antonio, too! I guess taking the name "Anonynous" precludes any "Texas pride", though.
Hey, anybody see Jay last night? He had on the guy with the world's strongest ears! He pulled a fire truck!
He beats Conan in ratings =(
That's it? He had heterosexual consensual sex with adults? That's not enough dirt to blackmail someone.
Plus who would watch a movie about David Letterman? He'd be lucky to sell that screenplay as a TV movie. A cable TV movie.
I would PAY you million to tell people I did that.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Wow, that was taken down quick.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Also I laughed hysterically watching CBS news cover this with "No Laughing Matter" under the news commentator.
I'm such an idiot. I wish I'd thought of sleeping with David Letterman. If I'd done it I'd be set for life and I know he'd have paid more for keeping quite about gay sex.
|Lies, lies, LIES! |
David Letterman will cut you. Did this man learn nothing from how he handled McCain?
Please someone autotune this.
|Time Travel Mishap |
Every time they play the clip of him saying "I had sex with female employees" on the news (and they are playing it to god damn much) they cut off the "ooooooooooooooooooooh".
this is very very wrong.
Also his balls are empty.
Letterman is so awesome.
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