THA SUGAH RAIN      God was this ever awkward. The 11 o'clock news set all the home-viewers up for what was coming, but clearly the audience was waiting for a punchline for half the monologue.
"Yes I have sex with women" is the correct way to answer these allegations.
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Keefu jesus christ you are dumb
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Honest Abe yeah some of the come from poetv and they are even dumber
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Cube Letterman's jacket is scientifically reacting with the YouTube video compression.
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Camonk That wasn't supposed to be a reply, but a guy said if I don't, he'll tell all the people about the creepy things I do.
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sheikurbouti      four hundred billion stars for Love Rollercoaster
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Caminante Nocturno      That sounds like an incredibly ambitious blackmailer.
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memedumpster      He should write the book and make the movie himself.
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Redlof      Isn't Letterman famously vindictive? Who in their right mind who expect to get two million dollars out of this?
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Big Name Celebrity      You think your precious Jay Leno does shit worth being extorted over? Like he'd ever be that interesting.
Also: Hey, I'm from San Antonio, too! I guess taking the name "Anonynous" precludes any "Texas pride", though.
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Rudy      Hey, anybody see Jay last night? He had on the guy with the world's strongest ears! He pulled a fire truck!
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FABIO He beats Conan in ratings =(
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magnesium      That's it? He had heterosexual consensual sex with adults? That's not enough dirt to blackmail someone.
Plus who would watch a movie about David Letterman? He'd be lucky to sell that screenplay as a TV movie. A cable TV movie.
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boner      I would PAY you $2 million to tell people I did that.
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Rodents of Unusual Size      Wow, that was taken down quick.
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Rodents of Unusual Size Also I laughed hysterically watching CBS news cover this with "No Laughing Matter" under the news commentator.
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MrBuddy I'm such an idiot. I wish I'd thought of sleeping with David Letterman. If I'd done it I'd be set for life and I know he'd have paid more for keeping quite about gay sex.
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Lies, lies, LIES! David Letterman will cut you. Did this man learn nothing from how he handled McCain?
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Slagathor      Please someone autotune this.
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Time Travel Mishap      Every time they play the clip of him saying "I had sex with female employees" on the news (and they are playing it to god damn much) they cut off the "ooooooooooooooooooooh".
this is very very wrong.
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mouser      Also his balls are empty.
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Nicol      Letterman is so awesome.
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