|zatojones - 2009-05-30 |
i forgot they made this horrible thing
The idea is great but it looks like a shitty game.
|Charming - 2009-05-30 |
OM NOM NOM
|IrishWhiskey - 2009-05-30 |
This game sold nearly three times as many copies as Psychonauts.
|RoyCastle - 2009-05-30 |
if you want to witness the full degree of horribleness, fast forward to or wait till 4:50
|ponpoko - 2009-05-30 |
I don't wanna die!
I don't wanna die!
|Mike Tyson?! - 2009-05-30 |
This game looks awesome, why are you guys hating on this?
|Rafiki - 2009-05-30 |
Wait a minute... you're a fucking SHARK and they still make you find a keycard?
That said, playing as Jaws is actually a neat idea for a game. Too bad this looks horrible.
|pressed peanut sweepings - 2009-05-30 |
-1 because a killer whale could totally ravage a great white.
maybe, but this great white collects keycards and is a relative of Jaws... named Bruce I think.
Not if he keeps swimming away LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY.
|Ersatz - 2009-05-30 |
Do sharks hide their ammo and health in crates?
|gambol - 2009-05-30 |
You guys don't know. This game is actually really really fun.
|erection reset by queer - 2009-05-30 |
A shark opening a door with a keycard is GENIUS. If Suda51 did it you'd be on his nuts.
|Squidmojo - 2009-05-30 |
This game would make the nine-year-old me shit blood. In excitement.
|Killer Joe - 2009-05-30 |
"Every week there's a canal."
"Or an inlet."
"Or a fjord."
|Michael Houser - 2009-05-30 |
They needed to put Dennis Quaid in there somewhere.
|manfred - 2009-05-30 |
this game is pretty awesome in theory, but the horrible controls & camera ruin it totally.
|Udderdude - 2009-05-30 |
lol licensed games.
So anyway, 2009 and they're still shitting in boxes.
|StanleyPain - 2009-05-30 |
Most of this game is basically just ripping apart seals. ANd, no, it's not as fun or goofy as it looks. It's a pretty terrible game.
|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-05-30 |
So other than particularly troublesome exit doors, were there any enemies in this game that could actually harm you?
|Tobster - 2009-05-31 |
I love how the mayor of Amity is basically trying to get the entire town killed by the shark in this game.
|MongoMcMichael - 2009-05-31 |
I'm a shark... I'm a SHAAAAAAAAAAAARK...
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