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Comment count is 39
zatojones - 2009-05-30

i forgot they made this horrible thing

baleen - 2009-05-30

The idea is great but it looks like a shitty game.

mcsancherson - 2009-05-31

how did they turn a jaws game from a murderfest into a repeated nose-bonk simulator

Charming - 2009-05-30


IrishWhiskey - 2009-05-30

This game sold nearly three times as many copies as Psychonauts.

OxygenThief - 2009-05-30

the fuck?

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-05-30

Ouch. :(

Louis Armstrong - 2009-05-30

that so ... evil :(

Caminante Nocturno - 2009-05-30

That' pretty offensive.

Doctor Arcane - 2009-05-30

I dunno how good it was, but I would love playing a shark and running amok.

RoyCastle - 2009-05-30

if you want to witness the full degree of horribleness, fast forward to or wait till 4:50

ponpoko - 2009-05-30

I don't wanna die!
I don't wanna die!

Mike Tyson?! - 2009-05-30

This game looks awesome, why are you guys hating on this?

Rafiki - 2009-05-30

Wait a minute... you're a fucking SHARK and they still make you find a keycard?

That said, playing as Jaws is actually a neat idea for a game. Too bad this looks horrible.

fluffy - 2009-05-30

I'd love to see an actual Grand Shark Auto game.

Lauritz Melchior - 2009-05-30

I've heard of Card Sharks, but Car Sharks?

pressed peanut sweepings - 2009-05-30

-1 because a killer whale could totally ravage a great white.

Sputum - 2009-05-30

maybe, but this great white collects keycards and is a relative of Jaws... named Bruce I think.

spikestoyiu - 2009-05-30

Not if he keeps swimming away LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY.

Ersatz - 2009-05-30

Do sharks hide their ammo and health in crates?

gambol - 2009-05-30

You guys don't know. This game is actually really really fun.

erection reset by queer - 2009-05-30

A shark opening a door with a keycard is GENIUS. If Suda51 did it you'd be on his nuts.

mcsancherson - 2009-05-31

not really

Squidmojo - 2009-05-30

This game would make the nine-year-old me shit blood. In excitement.

Rape Van Winkle - 2009-05-31

You shitting blood only makes daddy excited.

Killer Joe - 2009-05-30

"Every week there's a canal."
"Or an inlet."
"Or a fjord."

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-05-30


Michael Houser - 2009-05-30

They needed to put Dennis Quaid in there somewhere.

manfred - 2009-05-30

this game is pretty awesome in theory, but the horrible controls & camera ruin it totally.

Udderdude - 2009-05-30

lol licensed games.

Jeriko-1 - 2009-05-31

I remember the infamous discussion purportedly had over the first jaws game.

A designer at LJN was telling somebody high ranking in the process that he didn't feel the game was polished enough. He was immediately chastised by whoever this was.

"We're shipping it. I could take a shit in a box and make millions from the licensing!"

Jeriko-1 - 2009-05-31

So anyway, 2009 and they're still shitting in boxes.

Udderdude - 2009-06-01

I'm pretty sure that was LJN's company motto at the time.

StanleyPain - 2009-05-30

Most of this game is basically just ripping apart seals. ANd, no, it's not as fun or goofy as it looks. It's a pretty terrible game.

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-05-30

So other than particularly troublesome exit doors, were there any enemies in this game that could actually harm you?

SolRo - 2009-05-30


SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-05-30

So... the Japanese?

Tobster - 2009-05-31

I love how the mayor of Amity is basically trying to get the entire town killed by the shark in this game.

MongoMcMichael - 2009-05-31

I'm a shark... I'm a SHAAAAAAAAAAAARK...

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