Oprah worship deserves the 'Religious' category.
The middle-aged housewife demographic is going TO EAT THIS THE FUCK UP, DUDE.
Only by being can you truly exist in a state of oneness. New Earth. We Don't Know to What We're Referring.
"Life is the dancer, and you are the dance."
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Please explain the practical application of this assertion.
and God's the greasy trucker slipping a 20 into life's g-string?
IF YOU BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE
|Tuan Jim |
Man, I want to hit Oprah with a brick sometimes.
You have to have in incredible amount of self loathing to create something like this.
|Billy Buttsex |
Oprah is a new age fruitcake, and probably the whore that the book of Revelations speaks about.
Pure womanly garbage, so 5 stars.
Billy has issues.
In a biblical sense.
Remember this is the woman who pretty much got the Obama band wagon rolling.
I thought billionaires had to be more, um...practical?
I guess the people that billionaires get their money from don't have to be, though.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I found a clip of her raving about the book and thought "Oh. So it's this years The Secret".
Looks like I was right.
Goddamnit, couldn't they have locked her up in Dallas and thrown away the key for defaming beef?
Life is the dancer, and you are the dance. So, so true.
Life has a cold, and you are the kleenex.
Life is the sitter and you are an old couch.
needs more Tom Cruise interviews, but kudos to the Ope for refusing a Palin interview
Wasn't this every scene in the secret ?? I'm gonna go watch that bear suit guy bash on oprah again
"Oprah Winfrey: Negro woman from the south"
|Big Muddy |
Meet the new Earth.
Same as the old Earth but FAAABULOOOUS!
See how always reinventing last years blase spiritual revelations ad nauseam feeds into her manic-depressive lack of crucial self-affirmation? Yeah?
|Shotgun Jackson |
how can you open the shutters if you are the light? That shit makes zero sense...
|Caminante Nocturno |
New Earth: What you get when you take the opening for a JRPG and replace all the effeminate men and shiny women with plain-looking people.
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