|The Townleybomb |
Old Man#2((1:59): Beat the fuck out of her till she is scared!
(Translation is given on the Youtube page.)
This is a common occurrence on MUNI. Just this past Tuesday I watched some some cracked out black guy almost beat the shit out of two dorky as white dudes. But in all fairness, the white guys (in the front of the bus) were telling the black folks (in the back of the bus) what to do (stop talking /yelling loudly). The first thing out of the black guy's mouth after "goddamned motherfucker" was "I'm going to beat your fucking ass pecker-wood motherfucker."
Ah, race relations in liberal San Francisco.
Because I have no cell phone camera. Why are my words not descriptive enough for you? You're never satisfied anymore, Scrotum.
A local indie film director, Dave Gebroe, made a short film called "38 Geary" about a man's bus ride home after a day of work spent hating his downtown job. Pretty funny and pretty spot on. You can rent it at Into Video and probably a few other places, but alas it's not online. You can find his myspace page and request that he put it up though...
|Frank Rizzo |
I for one agree with bus fight week!!!!
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
Fat black woman throws the first punch, old asian woman lays down the law. More attractive asian woman keeps the peace.
Also, LOL GIRL PUNCHES
"Bitch, say it again. Say it--"
I... shit. I guess I HAVE to punch her now.
5 stars...but still a sever lack of kung-fu for something called Chinatown bus fight.
Forget it, Jake.
God I hate the 30 Stockton
The revolution may not be televised, but I'm pretty sure it will be captured on an iPhone.
All this excitement and it's not even 10:00 AM.
But which one of them is PRESSIN' CHARGES!!!!?
Black people love assault.
Goddammit Yoko, turn around and DO SOMETHING!
I would have totally stood up and stopped this fight before it began by placing myself between the two ladies and defusing the situation. I'd like to think my manly pressence alone and cold, steely glare would mean I would not have to say anything but I would definately be willing to tell them to GROW UP, should the need arise.
I may not be a bouncer god damn it, but I am one hell of a man.
-1 no nunchucks
|The Hierophant |
Pretty rowdy for the 1, but everyone knows the really crazy shit happens on the 22 Fillmore. We need "People Getting Shanked on the 22 Fillmore" week.
I've been riding MUNI for ten years. Damn near every day. I've seen two fights, one masturbating homeless man, one guy take a piss on the back seat.
But the worst are the high school kids. I saw three guys chucking Snapple bottles out the bus windows at cars. I saw a dozen kids all bring on corner store nachos and smear them across the seats.
And the drivers never do anything.
Gotta love the MUNI union. Drivers can just not show up to work and still keep their jobs.
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