I would have been way more impressed if it were just 4 nails.

It's a really impressive stunt provided you don't understand pressure.

That was probably the lease impressive encore I've ever seen to anything.

And until a board with nail attacks him, his karate will be of no use.

Aren't you glad that your tax dollars make this inanity possible?

fattest karate master ever. this is probably just some crush fetish in disguise.

and i don't want to be the first person to rate this. damn peer pressure.

I will.

That was perfect.

The first 40 seconds are pretty good if you think of the fat guy as a katamari.