Desidiosus You can't really expect a ballad to a cat to be especially appealing.
The Townleybomb Whoever in the hell wrote that song better stay the hell away from my cat.
Ponasty this cat was drunk at a Mets game once. This song is fucking horrible.
tamago I cannot in good conscience give this five solid stars since that song was fucking terrible. Invisible fifth star though for the cat's "What the fuck?" at the end.
gambol I'm not convinced that a deck of playing cards counts as 52 separate things.
fluffy Leaning the things against the couch is also vaguely cheating.
Time Travel Mishap yep both those things are cheating but when the cat wakes up and just looks around like "fuck it ill deal with this situation later" then goes back to sleep is worth 4 stars.