poorwill We have a couple of ducks hanging around outside our place. The boy duck is weird because he looks a lot like a girl duck in terms of colouring. He is pretty tough though - I saw him kick the duck ass of this other boy duck that was going after his woman. I think he got winged by a car because he was limping for a while, but he's okay now.
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fermun If only I knew Morse code, I could communicate with you, duck.