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Desc:He tried to blackmail someone, he insulted 9/11 victims, what could be left? This, apparently.
Category:Accidents & Explosions, Horror
Tags:sad, cwc, Chris-Chan, REO Speedwagon
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Comment count is 17
baleen - 2009-11-06
I did something similar to this this morning.
RocketBlender - 2009-11-06
I always regret asking questions when it comes to this guy, but here we go:

Is this real? Like Kacey, is she a real person that he's actually dating who'se father recently talked to him and told him how to turn his life around?

I don't follow him that well, but I thought she was either completely made up or another troll who was pretending to be fake Chris's girlfriend. I'm lost.

Also: get an office job? Really? Wow. His plans to wait out until his parents die and take the house is more realistic, at least.

Unreleated, what is hat on the moniter behind him? it's far more interesting than chris himself.
MaulLove - 2009-11-06
Kacey is a troll who calls him almost everyday. She has also apparently met up with him in person twice. I presume she is either fat or an attention whore, as having phone sex with a retarded manchild makes you worse than the manchild.

The father was probably "Clyde Cash" or another male troll. I would love to hear that conversation if it was taped.

My favorite part of this video is when he says "But it's like, you know, if you, but then it's like if you end up going back to the other Chris and I don't know it just feels like I would have done all that work for nothing." This perfects illustrates what an obliviously selfish douchebag he is.

phalsebob - 2009-11-06
I believed he was real due to the clip of him as an autistic child on the news. However, Reo Speedwagon changes everything. He is clearly the most elaborate troll of all time. By the time this is over America will be engulfed by a second civil war, thousands will have died, and Reo Speedwagon will have reunited to do Chris' bidding.

Billy Mays was first, and who knows who is next. Chris is not a man to trifle with.

Frank Rizzo - 2009-11-06
omg that is fucked up, kacey is going straight to hell

5 for E

Nikon - 2009-11-06
@Rocketblender that's an image of the Earth generated by Chris' Playstation 3. It's one of the choices you can have for a backdrop while you use it to play cds/mp3s (etc.)

RocketBlender - 2009-11-07
Huh. I have never used mine for that...

RocketBlender - 2009-11-07
I looked up the phone call to see if I could find anything, MaulLove. THis was all I could find. I think I might stick it in the hopper though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrOlox9_-sw

Also has a link to the full conversation (it's 30 fucking megs!), not sure if I could stand that much at once. Nothing about her dad, but it is a long ass conversation where he clearly pretends to be someone else, making up classes he's in and everything.

On that note, It's hard to imagine this guy is real. I mean seriously. There's a video of his phone call with her on youtube, and he still believes in her? That's just... wow.

Doctor Arcane - 2009-11-06
Skinning foxes and dogs alive, I could watch. I dont think I can watch Chris-chan anymore.
urbanelf - 2009-11-06
I don't know what any of this means anymore.
Nikon - 2009-11-06
"If you go back to the other Chris, then all my
work will have been for nothing!"
memedumpster - 2009-11-06
Is that a tie fighter model on his shelf?

Burnov - 2009-11-06
Alas, Chris' quest for the elusive china to cure his virginitis with rage has been thwarted again.

Also, was he laughing to himself in the middle of the video?

Toenails - 2009-11-06
Some people are addicted to insipid television plots.

Me, I'm addicted to insipid Chris-Chan plots.
kingarthur - 2009-11-07
QUICK! Someone with the skills edit Chris-Chan into the sequence where Locke and Mr. Eko watch the Dharma orientation video!

mashedtater - 2009-11-07
toes, he is our own special soaps!

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-11-07
I had to stop this one a minute in. That's how pathetic it is.
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