Fat Kids Who Look Like Old Lesbians.
|James Woods |
a star for every tear.
JESUS DID THIS!
Unspeakably not the way that would have gone in real life.
Is that really how they hit kids? They hit them in their hands? There's a lot of fragile, important, easily damaged tissue there what the fuck are they thinking? That's the second worst place you can belt someone. Do they belt them in the face, too?
Put your fingers together as if you are pinching a lump of rice. Now imagine the tips of them getting whacked with a thin cane until they bleed.
That never happened to me. That happened to my friends from the Middle East. I'm from a civilized country, so I got hit with a cricket bat in grade school. To this day, I have no idea how a cricket bat made it that far south.
I want you to imagine with me a world outside of your mother's basement. A world in which eating at an Indian restaurant is only one of the many colorful and stimulating experiences just waiting to be had.
Is it SFW fetish week again?
Maybe chubster keeps getting in fights because he's being taught to solve his problems with violence.
Mr. Lee, can I have your belt? Now, put your balls in my hands. Count them! Out loud! Count them Mr. Evers!
[sob] Please... Stop.... I should be there... [sob]
It was extremely powerful, and I admit I was moved.
|Godard's Drinking Problem |
Mr. Lee reminds me of Randy from Trailer Park Boys
|Syd Midnight |
Society would be better off if the Principals were huge Tolkien nerds instead who pretend to be Gandalf or something as they try to talk kids out of the clutches of Morgoth. Wouldn't be much crazier than flagellation.
|pressed peanut sweepings |
If Jesus was taking the punishment so we wouldn't have to, shouldn't he have to suffer in Hell for eternity to save us?
I see at least two potential lawsuits coming out of this, giving Venomfangx an opportunity to make another video.
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