The taser is the lazy cop's tool.
If they had a device that could make a person strangle themselves into unconsciousness, they would use it at the first sign of having to do their job. I assume such a device would consist of listening to Gilbert Gottfried and Fran Drescher make sloppy love.
These are for the look on the old man's face as he talks about tasering ten year olds.
|Maggot Brain |
The real crime is that we have been deprived of the video of a ten year old getting tasered.
America: the place where a parent can give a strange man permission to shock a ten year old daughter with at least dozens of botls
Volts, rather. Whatever. I don't owe you anything.
Oh, man, thanks ooogabooga. I forgot to go one-start the latest Norm McDonald video. Off to the front pate!
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
I have fond memories of M.U.L.E. by Ozark Softscape.
Too much bullshit for not wanting to take a fucking shower, let that little girl stink to high heaven and be embarrassed. That'll teach her!! Stupid parent, deal with your kid on your own.
|Time Travel Mishap |
Yet another video where I want everybody involved to die. Yes that includes the kid.
|Doctor Arcane |
Yes, he must be punished for failure to video this.
Another video I was convinced must be from the Onion News Network.
Confounded by reality yet again.
Just once, just one time, even just one single utterly unique instance, I would like to see a cop "punished" for something they did with a punishment other than "suspended with pay" aka "police brutality paid vacation" .
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