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Desc:FOR ALL THE FF FANS HERE IN POETV ^_^!
Category:Video Games, Horror
Tags:Japan, Pop, final fantasy, The Horror
Submitted:Riskbreaker
Date:12/06/09
Views:1370
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Comment count is 30
memedumpster
Gayer than God. Any human male caught playing this game should be immediately drafted into the Freedom Foreign Legion.
futurebot
CLEARLY THIS GAME SIGNIFIES ATTRACTION TOWARDS THE SAME SEX

A CRIME THAT, WHEN FOUND IN MALES, DEMANDS MILITARY DRAFT

memedumpster
Let me reiterate with more clarity.

As a human male who gladly sucks the cocks of other human males, this video is GAYER THAN GOD. Yadda yadda, draft'em.

Xenocide
If you had made that statement about any other Final Fantasy game, it would have been clever and true.

Instead, you chose the one game that's all about a group of women bouncing around in skimpy outfits; something fundamentally non-gay.

WHAT HAPPENED TO STANDARDS PEOPLE. WE WERE A GREAT SOCIETY ONCE.

memedumpster
You're just trying to justify playing it.

IrishWhiskey
All right, lets just get the rules clear about video game protagonists. If you want to play as this:
http://epii.info/anime/2006%20Fanime/FF%20%20-%20Tidus.jpg
..you are straight. If you want to play as this:
http://ui08.gamespot.com/103/cosplayfinalfantasyx204yuna_2.jpg
then you are far too homosexual for even the Almighty's comprehension.

If you are in the latter category and wish to change, simply masturbate to Burt Reynolds movies until all manliness is restored. It worked for me.

Xenocide
This game sucked, but that doesn't excuse...whatever weird point you were trying to make here. Honestly, between all the random links and weird military jokes I've lost track. Have fun convincing anyone whose psyche isn't drowning in incomprehensible internet memes that wanting to look at girls makes you queer.

oddeye
These are just the kind of "women" gay men would like.

memedumpster
I wasn't making a point, I was trolling a Final Fantasy video for sexual insecurity. The actual joke in my original post was "Freedom Foreign Legion." Riskbreaker's video submission has so far entertained me far beyond the Final Fantasy games I've played. Don't take it so seriously, it's only a game.

memedumpster
Okay, how about this, you can get me back by asking me if I have ever done ass-to-mouth, mocking me when I don't immediately answer that.

Riskbreaker
*watches from the shadows, twitching his moustache*

Also, this video came out faster from the hooper than my other submision of Sonny Chiba (one of the manliest human beings ever) killing a dude with his shirt. Draw your own conclusions here.

memedumpster
I would much rather have had this conversation on that video. I could have said "Straighter than God. Any human male not playing with himself over this video should be immediately drafted into the Freedom Foreign Legion."

MrBuddy
Yeah you talk big but you guys wouldn't turn down a chance to see this concert if it was real and had guitar players on flying, hover platforms.
I tried to play FF X-2, I really did, but... it was just too girly for me.

Caminante Nocturno
Look at what you've all done.

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Ursa_minor
Jesus fucking christ.
Hodge
Yes, this game looks awful.

Dr. Lobotomy
So that Yuna chick couldn't give the other two girls backstage passes for her concert?

Or is it on another level? Since the other two are assaulting people physically, Yuna is assaulting them with that song?
IrishWhiskey
I wish the video went on a little longer, because it gets far worse.

Yuna, Rikku and Paine drop on stage to fight the impostor Yuna, who apparently spent months performing disguised as Yuna building up a singing career with two henchmen disguised as Rikku and Paine. Why they would do this is unexplained. Why it was necessary to expose this by sneaking in, attacking guards, and fighting on stage, is also unexplained.

I have no problem with the fact that it is a J-pop targeted at the female demographic. My problem is that its a terrible, terrible game that makes FFX look like Fallout 2.


Redlof
This is actually one of the better cut scenes since it's at least interesting to look at.

Xenocide
Don't forget the part at the end where the real Yuna begins dancing against her will because her dress is magic and it's all wacky and fun and oh God it's like Miley Cyrus and Japan had a horrible baby.

Cheese
Dupe, sorta.

The Japanese version.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=6157
lucienpsinger
Three-quarters of this game's title is mutually exclusive.
phalsebob
Everyone involved with this must now commit seppuku.
Caminante Nocturno
I want one of those flying speaker cars, but I don't think I would ever use it.
RocketBlender
God damnit, I wanted to forget I ever played this game.

I'd like to add that halfway through the game, THE MAIN CHARACTER UNITES 2 ANGRY, WARRING FACTIONS BY HOLDING A POP CONCERT.

I'm not making this up.
teethsalad
i'm glad i quit playing these after ff 8

my god
Udderdude
I refuse to believe grown men had anything to do with this.
Nikon
I liked the dressphere aspect and changing the outfits of these lovely women was fun, but this just wasn't a good game.
Sanest Man Alive
Eh, at least it's better than FFX.
Riskbreaker
I remember reading, or was it a video on youtube? Anyway, some guy had a save of 400+ hours in this game. Yes, 400 hours, most of them doing who knows what.
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