|memedumpster - 2009-12-06 |
Gayer than God. Any human male caught playing this game should be immediately drafted into the Freedom Foreign Legion.
CLEARLY THIS GAME SIGNIFIES ATTRACTION TOWARDS THE SAME SEX
A CRIME THAT, WHEN FOUND IN MALES, DEMANDS MILITARY DRAFT
Let me reiterate with more clarity.
As a human male who gladly sucks the cocks of other human males, this video is GAYER THAN GOD. Yadda yadda, draft'em.
If you had made that statement about any other Final Fantasy game, it would have been clever and true.
Instead, you chose the one game that's all about a group of women bouncing around in skimpy outfits; something fundamentally non-gay.
WHAT HAPPENED TO STANDARDS PEOPLE. WE WERE A GREAT SOCIETY ONCE.
You're just trying to justify playing it.
All right, lets just get the rules clear about video game protagonists. If you want to play as this:
..you are straight. If you want to play as this:
then you are far too homosexual for even the Almighty's comprehension.
If you are in the latter category and wish to change, simply masturbate to Burt Reynolds movies until all manliness is restored. It worked for me.
This game sucked, but that doesn't excuse...whatever weird point you were trying to make here. Honestly, between all the random links and weird military jokes I've lost track. Have fun convincing anyone whose psyche isn't drowning in incomprehensible internet memes that wanting to look at girls makes you queer.
These are just the kind of "women" gay men would like.
I wasn't making a point, I was trolling a Final Fantasy video for sexual insecurity. The actual joke in my original post was "Freedom Foreign Legion." Riskbreaker's video submission has so far entertained me far beyond the Final Fantasy games I've played. Don't take it so seriously, it's only a game.
Okay, how about this, you can get me back by asking me if I have ever done ass-to-mouth, mocking me when I don't immediately answer that.
*watches from the shadows, twitching his moustache*
Also, this video came out faster from the hooper than my other submision of Sonny Chiba (one of the manliest human beings ever) killing a dude with his shirt. Draw your own conclusions here.
I would much rather have had this conversation on that video. I could have said "Straighter than God. Any human male not playing with himself over this video should be immediately drafted into the Freedom Foreign Legion."
Yeah you talk big but you guys wouldn't turn down a chance to see this concert if it was real and had guitar players on flying, hover platforms.
I tried to play FF X-2, I really did, but... it was just too girly for me.
Look at what you've all done.
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
|Ursa_minor - 2009-12-06 |
Jesus fucking christ.
|Dr. Lobotomy - 2009-12-06 |
So that Yuna chick couldn't give the other two girls backstage passes for her concert?
Or is it on another level? Since the other two are assaulting people physically, Yuna is assaulting them with that song?
I wish the video went on a little longer, because it gets far worse.
Yuna, Rikku and Paine drop on stage to fight the impostor Yuna, who apparently spent months performing disguised as Yuna building up a singing career with two henchmen disguised as Rikku and Paine. Why they would do this is unexplained. Why it was necessary to expose this by sneaking in, attacking guards, and fighting on stage, is also unexplained.
I have no problem with the fact that it is a J-pop targeted at the female demographic. My problem is that its a terrible, terrible game that makes FFX look like Fallout 2.
|Cheese - 2009-12-06 |
The Japanese version.
|lucienpsinger - 2009-12-07 |
Three-quarters of this game's title is mutually exclusive.
|phalsebob - 2009-12-07 |
Everyone involved with this must now commit seppuku.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2009-12-07 |
I want one of those flying speaker cars, but I don't think I would ever use it.
|RocketBlender - 2009-12-07 |
God damnit, I wanted to forget I ever played this game.
I'd like to add that halfway through the game, THE MAIN CHARACTER UNITES 2 ANGRY, WARRING FACTIONS BY HOLDING A POP CONCERT.
I'm not making this up.
|teethsalad - 2009-12-07 |
i'm glad i quit playing these after ff 8
|Udderdude - 2009-12-07 |
I refuse to believe grown men had anything to do with this.
|Nikon - 2009-12-08 |
I liked the dressphere aspect and changing the outfits of these lovely women was fun, but this just wasn't a good game.
|Sanest Man Alive - 2009-12-23 |
Eh, at least it's better than FFX.
|Riskbreaker - 2010-01-09 |
I remember reading, or was it a video on youtube? Anyway, some guy had a save of 400+ hours in this game. Yes, 400 hours, most of them doing who knows what.
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