|Hugo Gorilla |
An Indian company made a video game featuring Jughead Jones ramming people for hamburgers. I love globalization.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Archie is one of the biggest tools in the history of American comics.
The worlds most boring comic spawns the worlds most boring game. I'm hope everyone involved in both are dead now.
Aside from less blood and fewer f-bombs, how exactly does this differ from any of the GTA games in any way?
zato: I just hate Archie, so I assumed as much of the game. I mean, it's fucking Archie. I should wish death on myself just to typing something associated to it.
If this were a BioWare game you would be able to have Hot Dog seduce Betty. And maybe Reg.
This five is based solely on the possibility that racistman3d will start making videos using this engine.
Nearly everything in this video looks like stock Torque assets.
Games like these are absolutely made in the knowledge clueless grandparents will buy them as presents for the kids.
Duuuuuh, stay outta Riverdale.
I may be spoiled by Saints Row 2, but all the same, this is hard to watch, even.
Since the Simpsons reference has already been made, I'll just say this: THE SOUNDTRACK.
I have pep-pep in the back of a stolen taxi in the alley behind the BurgerShot.
I'M DRIVIN' THROUGH RIVERDALE
Then I get a call on my cellphone.
It's my cousin Roman, and he's all "Archie, my cousin! Want to go to strip club?"
So we go, and, long story short, I married Veronica.
5 for mundanity. I want to see what happens with a pedestrian collision - possibly a malted milkshake comes out.
Hot coffee mod?
|Lazer Chachi |
You know, Bully was essentially the same game, only the lawn mowing was a PUNISHMENT. Even the town looks exactly like Bullworth. Distressing.
Considering Bully is one of my favorite games ever, this is just sad.
I had to subtract so many stars for the music that the score ended up rolling back to five.
you can play as a dog!
Boomer The Dog
That might actually make me play a game, especially if it's Hot Dog!
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