Oh the humanity.
|Frank Rizzo |
If I feel so guilty for laughing.
They probably bought the thing at Walmart, so just return it. They'll take it back. Walmart will take ANYTHING back. Even if they didn't sell it.
An LCD screen change usually costs about $50. She doesn't even need to return it. That's certainly worth having a total meltdown over.
You know, guys, I got a pretty good life, I think. Merry Christmas!
AH NEEDS TO TAKE A SHIT
Part 2 is pretty high quality, too. "THAT'S NOT WATER, THAT'S ALCOHOL!"
Cotton Candy Cunt?
|Hugo Gorilla |
It's like a John Waters movie only this ends before the premise burns itself out.
|Caminante Nocturno |
How much do you want to bet that mom shat her pants out of spite?
Suddenly spending Christmas alone with no food and a bottle of Wild Turkey seems pretty danged swell! Hell yeah!
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
I don't think John Mellencamp had people like this in mind when he wrote Pink Houses.
Or did he?
Oh hey random black guy! I guess your being blamed for this shit now.
Yeah, what the hell. She must not have seen him until then?
The guys said...She said...She called and- All she gotta do is call and it's gonna on and...they can do that.
|James Woods |
Five functional stars for a dysfunctional mess.
Did he just say lsd screen?? 5 stars for that
stackz007 (2 months ago)
are u gay or emo cuz i have alot of friends dat r
|The Townleybomb |
The world owes you so much, teen gay emo.
We are the best! We are the best! USA! USA!
Ungulu, the foreign exchange student from Kenya was very confused.
Five stars for sporting a whale tail on Christmas.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
This is so like my Christmases as a teen it's not even funny.
No one mentions the pink buttfloss on a girl who should never ever ever be anywhere NEAR a thong? I mean, ever??
His room looked like it smelled.
|Persephone S. Tight |
"Fucking little bastard. What the fuck you smoke my cigarettes for? GIMME 'EM. What the fuck you smoke 'em for?"
"You were complaining about having lung cancer--"
"I DON'T CARE!"
!!!!!!!!!!!!! The implosion of the atomic family.
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