Nikon
Maddow is a Rhodes scholar and the holder of an Oxford Ph.D. in political science. Her doctoral thesis was titled, "HIV/AIDS and Health Care Reform in British and American Prisons."
(This Dick has a Ph.D. in economics from the University of Oklahoma.)
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Glenn or Glennda 
...whereas I have this awesome hat!
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Louis Armstrong
Bitch got your ass fired. Be happy that you can now focis on your teabagging.
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Xenocide
Later tonight, he'll lovingly caress a photo of Rachel while choking back tears.
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kingofthenothing
It's like he's channeling "The Dude". I half-expected him to go "New shit has come to light, man! So uh ... you know?"
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GQ I disagree, I see more of the Big Lebowski in him: A fat old angry man, who is trying to con every one for a big pay day (in this case, lobbying bucks, and fucking over everyone for Conservative pride)
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Hooper_X
COLLEGE IS FOR FAGGOTS AND SISSIES ALL YOU REALLY NEED IS GOOD OLD AMERICAN COMMON SENSE (THAT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY FOX NEWS!!!)
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Glenn or Glennda
"Rachel Maddox" isn't nearly as witty as "Barney Fag".
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Camonk
Ha ha. That's funny. You guys feel like any idiot off the street can argue with scientists over global warming.
I hate Dick Armey's America.
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fermun
Is he intentionally pretending to not know her name?
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memedumpster
Like so many other personalities, Boss Hog was portrayed as a more likable character in film and television than he was in real life.
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memedumpster Your version is better. Just because a fourth wall is there, it shouldn't necessarily be broken.
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Glenn or Glennda You should go post that at the youtube page, and if you don't, I will.
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
Yeah, he doesn't care enough to look into the woman, who he can name, by name.
Slick, champ. You are fucking talented.
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poorwill
Ok, so I have 'dick army' and 'rachel maddow's impenetrable lesbian vagina' but I'm struggling to piece this stuff together into something funny and I'm not sure if I should bother. Anybody?
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Squeamish
Fuck him AND his son. I don't recall his son's name, but he used to hold a high political office in Denton, Texas. He's partly responsible for the city turning into a generic piece of crap.
Screw them both.
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phalsebob
I can hear the John Deere caps flapping up and down, or as they call it there, the sound of Truth.
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John Holmes Motherfucker
The first time I heard of Dick Armey was when he inadvertantly called Barney Frank "Barney Fag". That was an awesome bit of asshaterty. The man is a genius at being an idiot.
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