I wish Lonnie were always around, telling me about things he sees. He spins a wonderful story about everything he sees. The groom's family hates the bride. The people standing by themselves got in trouble. The girl in the dress is going to drown herself.
You can just park your car in front of any porch in Louisiana and hear almost exactly the same thing, which is one of the good things about Louisiana. The bad thing about Louisiana is basically everything else.