5:34. Really? You had to turn your chair to do that?
Federation Capital: Fifth JERUSALEM! the first frame is that ridiculous and it only goes downhill from there.
You saw my other vid on this, right? Where robot girl turns out to be Mary fucking Magdalene. This game was all over the place with that shit.
MEANWHILE, ON THE PLANET JESUS:
"Greetings, my lord! I, Elijah Tencommandments, have come from the Whore of Babylon Nebula to warn you that the Sacrament-bots of the planet Vatican II are planning to invade!"
"We must warn President Catholicism at once!"
AT THAT VERY MOMENT, ZIGGY IS ORDERING A FINE MEAL AT HIS FAVORITE RESTAURANT, THE HUNGRY PAPIST.
Ziggy: ....and for dessert, I'll have the special, please.
Waiter: (clears throat)
Ziggy: Like I said, the special.
Waiter: (clears throat, insistently.)
Ziggy: (rolls eyes) Fine. I'll have (sighs) the Immaculate Confection.
Waiter: I'll have the chef cruci-fix that right up for you!
Ziggy: And now you know why I want to die.
I kind of felt bad for this guy, you can see it in his eyes, he's the only character in the game that is aware of the ammount of bullshit going on. He just wants someone to end his misery as quickly as possible.
Such...stilted...dialog and delivery....
Video games + anime: 2 great plot mediums that taste great together.
I feel like I should point this out: this is one of the game's earlier character introductions. When I was searching for it, one of the results I found it in (in a lower quality) had it labeled at "Cutscene #27". That's 27 and you're not even a fourth of the way in.
Also, this game had save points halfways between cutscene segments occasionally. Yes, they were necessary.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Once he meets the other characters, they start calling him Ziggy and all of his plans immediately go right out the window.
|infinite zest |
Xenogears was one of my favorite RPGs when I was a kid. What the fuck is this?
Gunslinger Girl, anti-psychiatry Scientologist rants, Judeo-Christian references...all mixed up...in...a big ol' pile...of emo sadness.
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