why the terrorists hate us
|Alexander Until |
I don't think Mozzarella is supposed to crumble.
Could even a second rate brit band from the early 90s sink this low?
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
"so uh, duane, we found a way to use all the cheese scraps that fall on the floor in packaging"
|The Townleybomb |
This actually was just as retarded back in the 90's as it is now.
|Stupid Lisa Garbage Face |
If it's real cheese.. ok.. if it's orange spray painted edible oil fakeness then no
|Syd Midnight |
Somewhere out there is a studio full of commercial background music that's lame pop with the singer occasionally howling "99% fat free!", "Strawberrylicious!", or "Gas, pain, and bloating!" that's all begging to be mixed into a mash up album.
Minus one star for not having a bacon flavored cheese. Thankfully the baconnase guys got smart and solved that one.
I am truly shocked this wasn't already on here.
Easily one of the worst appropriations of a then-popular song.
CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI
|Caminante Nocturno |
More like the platonic ideal of advertising.
this commercial isn't even from the 90's. i DEFINITELY remember seeing this commercial play all the fucking time back in '05/'06.
and you know how something can be so stupid that it makes you unreasonably angry? this commercial is one of those things.
Fun trivia fact: Andrew Dice Clay was sampled for the "OHHH" part of this song, making this commercial a strong frontrunner for the last time he received a check.
Upon second listening, there is no OHHH in this commercial, Diceman or otherwise. I bet he was mad when he saw this commercial and realized this.
Oh sweet, this comes in mozzarella for crumbelievable pastabilities.
Ow, my humanity
can you imagine taking a bite of something and it tastes so much like kraft cheese that you look astonished
I can't, and I really tried.
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