I'm probably as much over Chris-Chan as anyone else, but this made me laugh anyway.
I will never be over Chris-chan.
This man-child is my Truman Show.
-1 for a clip show.
This is not a clip show, dude. It's a training montage! He's all fat and dumb and slovenly at the beginning, but then there's a montage and at the end, he's even MORE fat and dumb and slovenly!
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS WORKS, DO YOU?
Chris-chan is a big enough failure to have casual and part-time fans
this is already 5 stars at floppy fail curls with capri sun boxes.
oh wait those are lemonade 12 packs.
That was pretty serious accusation against Capri-Sun. They pull a lot of weight around here... I don't know what's gotten into you... I'm sorry, but you'll have to turn in your badge and your gun.
Lemonade?!? How?... Oh yes... Of course. Knowing your father, I don't know how I could have doubted you. Here take these (badge, gun) You'll be needing them.
He's holding the boxes by just a handhold-strip cut into the sides, which are just thin cardboard. If the boxes weighed much, he'd have to either remove cans and brace what's left, or repack them altogether, just so they'd survive being pumped more than a few times.
Obviously the best part was when Chris brought it home with the guitar segment from 1:26 - onward.
The only thing he doesn't fail at is failing. Everything else he half-asses or quarter-asses, but with failing he uses his entire ass and then some.
Chris "The Situation"
The guitar solo.
Between this and the Neon-Genesis of Chris Chan, my life is complete.
Also I still am not entirely sure he's not just some sort of mad genius of a troll.
Chris-Chan is real stop fooling yourselves
If he's a troll, he's been at this for like, 20 years. Or it's someone who knew the actual Chris Chandler way way back in the day and ran with it. It'd be like if I started posting ten years ago, claiming I was some other kid in my senior class of high school.
There's a psych eval posted on CWCki as well. I wish I didn't know that.
The fact that people think Chris-chan is faking is so indicative of the general attitude of the internet. It's so full of misinformation everyone assumes if something seems strange it must be a hoax.
All autistic people are trolls, just as every accident and natural disaster is planned by the NWO, amirite?
It may be indicative of the general attitude of the internet, but the fact my view happens to coincide with it is purely coincidental.
If at one point he was totally serious, he has since become completely aware of his "popularity" (I use the term loosely) and is ramping up the fail-o-meter because he realizes it's the only way he can keep everyone's attention and not just miserably fade into the background.
For a time.
But what if he has been trolling since he was a child? What if he is some sore of troll-prodigy, the ultimate troll, one whose whole life has become one giant troll.
Someone who would pretend to be this stupid is actually still this stupid. Just differently from how you'd think.
Yeah, I think Camonk is onto something here. At least with Andy Kaufman-style trolling, there's a "I was smarter than you all along" angle. In this case it's just "I am fucking humiliating and you fell for me being incredibly humiliating."
Then that guy playing his dad, Bob, is one hell of an actor.
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Five for his Artie-strongest-man-in-the-world pose.
Needs a Joe Esposito tag. Trust me.
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