|Camonk - 2010-01-31 |
I think the Mastodons' biggest problem is that Musclehead and the boxing guy kind of have the same schtick. Without any niche-protection, I just don't see them working out.
But if there's a problem that can only be solved with strength, which one gets to do it? Or punching?
I don't know, man. Do any of these guys solve problems that aren't strength related? Did you see the other two exhibiting any skills or talents other than "being a chink" and "being a wop"?
|Portaxx - 2010-01-31 |
"Cheese makes other foods more tasty!" *shows a video of ice cream*
|namtar - 2010-01-31 |
Thank you, Midland Dairy. I now realize my diet has been suffering a serious lack of healthy foods like pizza, nachos, and hamburgers.
|oogaBooga - 2010-01-31 |
Did nobody involved with the production of this realize it was utter shit?
This is.. this is embarassing to watch. Painful. Jesus, that's an understatement.
i think you mean "udder" shit
|HoboTech - 2010-01-31 |
"The Mastodons are into exercise AND nutrition... I didn't know that milk and cheese were so important!"
INTERNET ALERT INTERNET ALERT
|Caminante Nocturno - 2010-01-31 |
I do not want to be a mastodon.
It's too late, you've had too much milk and cheese
|Daniel Striped Tiger - 2010-02-01 |
I'm going to start eating plenty of milk and cheese so all the underage girls on the internet can gaze longingly at me and wonder how i got so powerful.
|fluffy - 2010-02-01 |
This new Wii Fit addon is rather perplexing.
|cognitivedissonance - 2010-02-01 |
I wonder what the four second most respected heroes are like.
|StanleyPain - 2010-02-01 |
M I L K
|memedumpster - 2010-02-01 |
Mastodons are extinct and now I know why.
|revdrew - 2010-02-01 |
Having not read the tags, the whole dairy angle really came out of nowhere and was a truly delightful surprise.
|dead_cat - 2010-02-04 |
This is not the sort of thing you put on your resume.
|Plan B - 2010-03-28 |
"SAY HELLO TO THE EAT-MILK-AND-CHEESE MASTODONS."
"Hello, Eat-Milk-and-Cheese Mastodons." "...dons."
|thebaronsdoctor - 2010-12-08 |
An important public service announcement of the dangerous effects of steroid use in dairy farming
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