I think the Mastodons' biggest problem is that Musclehead and the boxing guy kind of have the same schtick. Without any niche-protection, I just don't see them working out.
But if there's a problem that can only be solved with strength, which one gets to do it? Or punching?
I don't know, man. Do any of these guys solve problems that aren't strength related? Did you see the other two exhibiting any skills or talents other than "being a chink" and "being a wop"?
"Cheese makes other foods more tasty!" *shows a video of ice cream*
Thank you, Midland Dairy. I now realize my diet has been suffering a serious lack of healthy foods like pizza, nachos, and hamburgers.
Did nobody involved with the production of this realize it was utter shit?
This is.. this is embarassing to watch. Painful. Jesus, that's an understatement.
"The Mastodons are into exercise AND nutrition... I didn't know that milk and cheese were so important!"
INTERNET ALERT INTERNET ALERT
|Caminante Nocturno |
I do not want to be a mastodon.
It's too late, you've had too much milk and cheese
|Daniel Striped Tiger |
I'm going to start eating plenty of milk and cheese so all the underage girls on the internet can gaze longingly at me and wonder how i got so powerful.
This new Wii Fit addon is rather perplexing.
I wonder what the four second most respected heroes are like.
M I L K
Mastodons are extinct and now I know why.
Having not read the tags, the whole dairy angle really came out of nowhere and was a truly delightful surprise.
This is not the sort of thing you put on your resume.
|Plan B |
"SAY HELLO TO THE EAT-MILK-AND-CHEESE MASTODONS."
"Hello, Eat-Milk-and-Cheese Mastodons." "...dons."
An important public service announcement of the dangerous effects of steroid use in dairy farming
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