Why is this clip worth watching?
I don't think Wolverine would mind being covered in, well, I was going to say scorpions, but anything, really.
Fun fact: In the romanian dubbed version of the X-men series they translated the name of the underground mutant group "The Morlocks" with the word aurolac, a derogatory term used to describe street children which roughly translates into "paint thinner sniffers".
Also: shouldn't wolverine be pretty much immune to scorpion venom? what's he so afraid of? are they icky?
Although wolverine will happily walk face first into a nail-bomb, tiny scorpions make him freak out like a little bitch.
Next time spill something on myself"
"WHAT? JUICE?? UHH...UUUWAA...COVERED IN JUICE!!!"
I never got how they handled Storm's lightning powers (or her weather abilities in general). She should have been pretty much a nuke on the battlefield, calling down hail and what have you.
But shooting a hinge off of a door while inside? That makes her Electro, pretty much, doesn't it? I mean, that's not really a "weather" power. And she shouldn't be able to fly indoors, either, unless she has mutant mastery over the climate controls, right?
"Mr. and Mrs. Monroe, I'm afraid your daughter has an unexpected birth defect. It's genetic in nature, so there's nothing we can do."
"This is because Beth went to that bar during her third month, isn't it? Dammit, Beth, I told you about second-hand smoke, but nooooo, you just HAD to go to that bachlorette party, didn't you? And now our baby's a retard!"
"No, Mr. Monroe, your daughter's genetic abnormality is not mental. It's tornado-related."
"She makes tornadoes. Also sleet. And one time a small hurricane. Incidentally, your hospital bill will be larger than expected."
"It's still totally Beth's fault, though."
"You see, Beth? You SEE?"
MEANWHILE, IN THE NEXT ROOM:
"Mrs. Logan, I'm afraid we dropped your newborn son into the hospital scorpion pit. We're trying to retrieve him, but it may take several weeks."
"Well, yes. Our scorpion pit is roughly the size of Fenway Park."
"But why would you need a-"
"We are a state-of-the-art hospital, Mrs. Logan."
Not that it matters any more since she became Black Panther's trophy wife.
this animation is so awful I dont know how to rate it
AAAH! Cobras, coooobraaas!!! Aaarghh--- aaaagh...
I kind of think its not the animals, but actually the hair metal band.
X-men is an auto five
3 stars for the clip, 6,000 for the comments
| Register or login To Post a Comment|