In loving memory of Ghost Doctor. If we hadn't had sex my kung fu would be strong enough to be the humam sword in the most badass transformer yet.
RIP sweet prince
HEAVEN'S SWORD STRIKES WITH HIS ALL GIRL ARMY OF KUNG FU KILLERS.
This is perhaps the awesomest thing I've ever seen.
I think one of those Wuxia women warriors would make a sweet lover. After sex, "Yo, make me a sandwich." Then she'd just FLY OFF into the kitchen, twirling in a hail of sandwich toppings. Though the fact she'd probably keep breaking through the walls to get to the kitchen makes this an expensive proposition.
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Really, China could do something more useful, having figured out anti-gravity and all.
It took me a bit to recognize Simon Yam, with all the flying going on. Michelle Yeoh and Maggie Cheung are also in this, Jing Wong directed and wrote it so the story must be crap. But when you have the guy that directed Duel to te Death doing the coreography you know some good ol wuxia goodness is going to take place.
He has done both good and bad stuff, i guess i need to love penis-related humour to enjoy the films of the second group.
His dead friend's name was GHOST DOCTOR
Exploding through a mountain in your shirt and tie leaving you feeling dissatisfied? Try THE ROBE! The ROBE has all the action noises you need! Spin to the top of a spire? VWHOOPAH! Take the kids to school? VWHOOOPAH!
Those chicks formed a giant killer chick, beat some ass, and, best of all, didn't sing a song!
Adult female virgin human Voltron.
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